hoomanwithpizza

[hoomanwithpizza]

guess who's back?

me.

[hoomanwithpizza]

bhai mai Zinda hu hai btw

Oh also kal this page completed two years lime hein????? Kaise bhai kaise????????

[hoomanwithpizza]

abhi hum zinda hai 😎👍🏻

[hoomanwithpizza]

Thak gayi hun, yaar.

Yeh roz ka school jao, aake school ka homework karo

Woh khatam ho toh tution jao,

Waha se raat ko 8 baje aao, khana khao, wapas homework karo, kyu yaar?

Har do hafte ki school ki test, har teen din ki tution ki test— ek taraf;

Dusri taraf, “Life is a test, yaar”.

Thak gayi hun, yaar

Pehle lagta tha, 6 din mehnat karke Sunday kama rahi hun,

Aur usse pehle toh, har Roz Sunday tha,

Aaj Sunday ho ya Monday blues same hi hai.

"Sunday hai? Chalo, jaldi-jaldi exam deke aao aur phir aake dusre tution bhi toh jaana hai."

Par maa, kabhi toh chutti honi chaiye na?

"Bete ye chutti boards ke baad."

Thak gayi hun, yaar

Acche marks leke aao toh agli baar sabki expectations let down karne ki tension,

Bure marks lao toh taano ke zeher ka pyala pine taiyyar ho ne ki tension.

Thak gayi hun, yaar

Khudse inn expectations ka bojh utha-uthake.

Thak gayi hun, yaar

Apne aapko yeh samjha-samjha ke agar kam marks bhi aa gaye toh theek hi hai.

Thak gayi hun, yaar

Khudko jhoot bol-bolke ke sab badhiya ja raha hai.

Thak gayi hun, yaar

Apne aap har ek cheez sambhalte-sambhalte,

aur unhe sudharte-sudharte...

Lekin na jaane kyun kuch na hi sambhal raha hai na hi sudhar raha hai?

Kyun ho raha hai aisa? Kyunki,

Thak gayi hun na, yaar.

[hoomanwithpizza]

guess who just calculated how much time do you exactly need to write an avg 80 marks paper if you complete 25 marker tests in 1 hours.

It's 3 hours 12 minutes

And according to that we have 2.5625 min for 1 markers, 5.125 mins for 2 markers, 7.6875 mins for 3 markers, 10.25 mins for 4 markers and 12.8125 for 5 markers.

Wow. I love math NGL.

[hoomanwithpizza]

i am so sexy that even the life gets hard .

[hoomanwithpizza]

*wipes her tears off in India*

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋‍♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit TaylorSwift.com/tour for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

[hoomanwithpizza]

I want be someone's crush,

I want to be one they justify to their friends,

The one they can't take their eyes off,

The one they can think of and smile sillily.

I want to be one they want to bring roses for,

The one they can't stop talking about,

The one they can't stop thinking about,

The one they look at and forget their surroundings.

I want to giggle when someone mentions their name,

Just like my friends do.

I want to say yes to someone,

I wish I could,

Just like my friends do.

[hoomanwithpizza]

‘because I’m like…human’ is such a good excuse. not feeling very sociable? take a break. cannot find the will to study/work/function? watch a movie.because you’re literally human. you are allowed to be exhausted sometimes.

[hoomanwithpizza]

When you haven't heard a song in months maybe even years but you remember most of the lyrics and the tune, it's something different.

Only if yeh skills mujhe exams ke wakt aate 😭👍😊

[hoomanwithpizza]

First chapter is up please read it if you can and vote!!

Hello there! Yaha pe koi hai jo wattpad pe hai? If so, please check out my book, FLAMES!

Pwease yaar.

Please vote if you can!!!

https://www.wattpad.com/story/343354260?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=being-a-tithi&wp_originator=HHRD91M0XBbTPyx57GAGBifH%2Bb9H1eyQk04oKsLAIi1mWADa1B%2BvUZYuBHkrQOQ9%2FWMsD%2BdzusK0EB00XnVEo5mDy7xmpS5zGmexiE9A6MoMv4U%2FaaF9DwvO02ni1lSk

[hoomanwithpizza]

Hello there! Yaha pe koi hai jo wattpad pe hai? If so, please check out my book, FLAMES!

Pwease yaar.

Please vote if you can!!!

https://www.wattpad.com/story/343354260?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=being-a-tithi&wp_originator=HHRD91M0XBbTPyx57GAGBifH%2Bb9H1eyQk04oKsLAIi1mWADa1B%2BvUZYuBHkrQOQ9%2FWMsD%2BdzusK0EB00XnVEo5mDy7xmpS5zGmexiE9A6MoMv4U%2FaaF9DwvO02ni1lSk

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Bhai mai ek cute draft likh rahi ek cutu story ka kisiko agar writing style pe revise Dena ho toh batao ekad chapter bheju

[hoomanwithpizza]

Bhai das saal hogaye iss movie ko wtf, this ain't real.

Bhai is it only me ya kisiko yjhd scene by scene yaad reh gayi hai WITH the deleted scene at the mountain they claimed to go to the Bhairav Temple

My father hasn't even watched his movie, uncultured i must say.

[hoomanwithpizza]

CSK JEET GAYI

Lesgo bc

[hoomanwithpizza]

Udhari mein de do lauta dungi pakka

Look at my new Jhumkas 😩🔪💗

They were a pain in the ass to wear but i'll i'll anything for jhumkas at this point —

[hoomanwithpizza]

Be yaar tum log mere hichka khane ki feeling kabhi nai samaj paoge

MERA BHAI KIDHAR JI MERI DALKI JHULAEGA