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ravenous rabbit (bunstoppable, do not attempt to impede)

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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

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"Abstinence pervert" (the post where i originated this phrase is blowing up currently. idk if anyone else will request it but i must)

lolllll

join the stream here, i'm writing live

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YYYOOOOOOOOOO

(from change.org)

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Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional eyes) visiting the surface would be blinded by the sun. 

To mermaids, covering their eyes with hair is similar to sunglasses.

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A mermaid and her cousin from the deep seas. I've seen a post about this somewhere, but a can't find it sadly.

Edit: Found the original!! The post was made by @otherwindow and you can find it here !

Thank you to the people who helped find it, this is awesome!

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My Quest to Find a Beloved Abum I Listened to Circa 2004

I think the title had the word "world" it it. It may have been some kind of "greatest/best of" from a festival or specific event, but I'm not sure. It may have even been one specific edition of a series of albums.

Don't remember the cover art or where I got it.

It had an eclectic list of tracks from a bunch of different artists/groups, different genres, from around the world. I specifically remember some blues and an Irish fiddle instrumental being in it.

I've hunted for it a few times over the years, but never been able to find it. I think it's too niche. Which has made me very sad, because I'd really like to listen to it again. It'd make my day/month/year.

Which is why, as incentive, I'm offering a reward to anyone who can find this album if I confirm that it's in fact the same one I lost so many years back. I can't afford much, but a shiny $20 is yours via Cashapp or Kofi if you manage to find it.

Please reblog this far and wide to help me out.

And let the hunt begin.

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I got places to be

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Strong Sad's Paunchbaby tag

late 90s Beanie Babies tag for comparison:

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Seeing as we're on the cusp of an age of de-facto online tracking and censorship, now might be a good time to get into the habit of downloading the stuff you like and saving it somewhere you can find it without an internet connection. Whether that's youtube videos, porn, or fanfiction. I don't want to be alarmist, and like, you don't have to go full archival. The internet isn't going to be deleted tomorrow. But if there's one thing we should learn from all of these content takedowns, it's that the nature of digital platforms can be fickle. Don't take access for granted.

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weird comets

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"Lucky" by Colin Wilson