honkeyslayer

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new york cock exchange on ball street

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Something really fun about being me is that I can convince myself that anything is homoerotic just to entertain and soothe myself. It’s like my version of stimming

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Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

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This blowjob could've been an email

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

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why r ppl so obsessed with the exact details of ccs personal lives. i think rpf would actually be funny if no one knew anything about any creator and just had to pull shit out of their ass. like heres my fic about ethoslab's farm family life with his wife and 3 kids . enjoy

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crossfaded off potatoes and molasses

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Frottagecore

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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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Stupid hobbitses and their STINKING pussieses

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why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

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never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist