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Listen, in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. (insp)
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eyebrows
When you shave your eyebrows to give them a new shape but realize that you can’t makeup for shit!
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lockdown
a couple months ago we had a lockdown drill while we were in science but the teacher was outside of the room when it happened so we literally locked her out for no reason other than to be pricks. one kid was caressing everyone he could reach from where he sat, two kids were having a whispering rap battle, and someone else hid inside a cupboard. when the vp and the cops came in to relieve us, they did the standard knock and say hello thing and we went dead silent all except for one kid who was just like “we’re not in here”
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“Took my thot to sushi, but thats not the only raw meat she’s getting tonight.
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