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Liam Gallagher outside Man City’s old ground at Maine Road, July 1994.

Photo: Kevin Cummins

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To whoever took this photo, I want you to know that I will be sending you my therapy bills 😭

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told my dad I don't think we're gonna win the second madrid game and he goes "that's not very optimistic"

had to tell him our own manager said we have a 1% chance of winning

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These two pictures are giving the same energy. I swear i'm not tripping. They are serving cunt!

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this is so adorable 😭😭

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this picture omg omg omg @zanxi

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i’m gonna cry my babiesss!!!!

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Please this is adorable

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That's all I got to say about last night

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it’s the way kenan had to bend down like that

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I hope all madridistas sleep well tonight♡

Losing is a natural part of life. It's how we learn, grow, and find our way to success.

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AHHHHHH 🖤💛

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erling😭😭😭

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Haaland & Bellingham 🌓⭐️

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The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

and

Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"