honeypiebadger

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How do you get your blog so popluar?

I have sex with everyone who follows me on tumblr. It’s exhausting but worth the reblogs. Ego is at 150%.

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I am still upset about the passing of Donald Sutherland. Here is an article from GQ that I like in which he talks about why he begged Gary Ross to give him the role of President Snow.

Nobody asked me to do it [play Snow]. I wasn’t offered it [the role]. I like to read scripts, and it captured my passion. I wrote them a letter. The role of the president had maybe a line in the script. Maybe two. Didn’t make any difference. I thought it was an incredibly important film, and I wanted to be a part of it. I thought it could wake up an electorate that had been dormant since the ’70s. I hadn’t read the books. To be truthful, I was unaware of them. But they showed my letter to the director, Gary Ross, and he thought it’d be a good idea if I did it. He wrote those wonderfully poetic scenes in the rose garden, and they formed the mind and wit of Coriolanus Snow.

in 2017, government documents revealed that Sutherland had been on a NSA watchlist due to his anti-war [Vietnam War] activities. Here's an article where his son, Keifer Sutherland, talks about how the FBI raided their house when he was a kid.

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He’s shy

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a vampire ranting to u about how immortality is a lonesome existence & how the guilt of blood drinking has consumed them for centuries meanwhile ur purposely exposing ur neck & hard

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the fifth MCR member

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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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stop asking me how everything is going, i don’t know i’ve been ignoring it

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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From endlessnightmcr on instagram.

So all the paintings etc are just part of the location / set

This might actually help us determine stuff that IS theirs / actually means something vs stuff that is just. There already. so. !!!

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We all know Frank: Iero kisses Gerard because it helps with Gerard's depression, but do people know Frank also let Gerard touch his boobs to help with his depression???

It's well known that boobs have powerful magic and that holding them is very healing. And Frank has fantastic boobs.

Frank is such a supportive friend.

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if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

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fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

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The WOKE LIBERAL MEDIA doesn't want you to know this but I love you and you look cute today