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What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
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#big pot of stew or maybe medival torture#hopefully SSRI's because i am starting on those in two weeks
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If it's a tie between two, which is typically comfiest?
#my poor ex girlfriend is a cuddler and i cannot sleep if i cannot move#we would cuddle before falling asleep and when i got really tired I'd turn away to sleep#i miss sleeping with a person next to me but i also love having the entire bed to myself
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Be sure to keep it lit… by Abigail Larson on Instagram for the Over the Garden Wall show at Gallery Nucleus
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hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?
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Conversation I recently had with my sister:
Me: Halloween is emo Christmas, it's Frank's birthday, it's the day they announced they were getting back together... I'm a little nervous they might make an announcement that day.
Her: I feel like we had this exact conversation last Halloween.
Me: We're going to have this exact conversation every Halloween until they announce the new album or I die, whichever happens first.
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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
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i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild
also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????
WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????
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Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last few elections and I’m sure assholes will bring it back:
YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
VOTE.
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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Bit of advice to anyone who is new to kink or even just sex: assume "no", "stop", "too much", "wait" etc are safewords unless you specifically negotiate otherwise.
You can play with "no no it's too much stop" type stuff being banter or dirty talk or whatever, but you shouldn't assume they are. Yes even if you set a safeword and you or the other person isn't using it.
Also: getting quiet or not very responsive is a reason to check in. Someone not being able to give you a clear "yes I'm having fun let's keep going" or seeming a bit off is a reason to stop when you do check in, especially when they're a new partner.. You can't just assume things are fine bc they haven't said the safeword.
Safewords should be extra measures to ensure ongoing consent, not the only measure.
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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
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