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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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salamat. wa ko ganahi.
Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language
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dawg its not that im on artblock... i literally KNOW what i want to draw
my PROBLEM is the fact that i CANT DRAW the shit that i want to because I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW IT
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and then they kissed
but guts was tired
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genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
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money marge money marge gimme gimme money marge
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I need to be more high in order to paint Saul Goodman on this MnM
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Baby girl I’m blocked by people I’ve never heard of
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WHY CAN'T I POST PICTURES BUT I CAN POST REGULAR TEXT THIBGYS
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Reblog if you
- have a crush on a tumblr blogger
- have been abducted by aliens
- have a secret guilty pleasure
- are in love with a fictional character
- pick your nose
- are in the closet
- ever commited a crime
- have a mental illness
- like sweets
No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)
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im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them
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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
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