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ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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FOUDN IT

do you ever stop to think how stupid you sound sometimes?

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦yummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no yummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you’re squishy☁️💦 5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

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rewatching fairytail and like. are we sure half of that guild wasn't in just a really big polycule?? this is including lucy when she just joined btw, they acted so casual about people she'd just met randomly showing up in her house, I'm pretty sure natsu just forgot to tell her about the polycule (also how calm they all were with grey taking off his clothes 24/7, and the fact that the girls gets like 20 different pervy comments thrown at them everyday and are just perfectly calm with that) idk, maybe something will happen that will mean there is absolutely no way their a polycule later in the series (I'm on episode 27 rn, but a few years ago when I watched this for the first time I got all the way to this like, parade episode? I don't remember the number, the last plot thing I remember is loke's secret, although I didn't remember he had cat ears and looked at his tag and got hit in the face with catboy)

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I just got referred to as "one of my *my actual name*" nobody talk to me I am screaming

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OH SO I WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT IT WAS NATIONAL VAMPIRE DAY ON MY OWN?????

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Request of Logan being the dad that doesn't want the dog but ending up loving her. For @crash-the-mode !!

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Gotham TikTok

AKA "Danny moves to Gotham and records TikToks with absolutely deranged captions. He films Get Ready with Me in Gotham videos, fit checks, and even A Day in the Life of a Ghost in Gotham! Except everybody is freaking the fuck out in the comments" prompt idea!

No, you don't understand, I'm obsessed. Like, what if Danny's idea of "safe" is just... anything that doesn't actively try to kill him? So Metropolitians, Star City, and Central City citizens are literally biting their nails and sweating bullets every time he posts, because what if he gets merc'd by the "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag" Red Hood?? And that's one of the nicer villains in Gotham. And Danny's just like wow, this place is niiiiiice, I haven't even been murdered yet!

Maybe Jazz took a 12-year-old Danny to Gotham to escape their parents. Gotham's cheap, dirty, and doesn't ask questions: it's the best place to go to disappear because damn near half the city's population are either super villains, hostages, dead, or vigilantes. She gets a job at an understaffed hospital as a clinical psych intern. She enrolls Danny for online schooling because she's scared a public high school would be too easy for their parents to track.

Which leaves Danny alone for hours. He makes a TikTok account called "Danny Phantom" because, c'mon, he's a kid. And, like most kids, he doesn't really comprehend the idea of a digital footprint or that his account is public, accessible by literally anybody.

He's also a little shit. So, the first TikTok he uploads is of a man getting carjacked, but the caption reads: love to see people helping each other. remember it's always okay to ask for help! it's okay, I don't know how to parallel park, either :)

And you just see this guy in a mask shove a businessman away from his car, gesturing with his gun, before getting into the driver's seat. Except the car is parallel parked so the carjacker just slowly inches back and forth between a Prius and a Honda until he can wedge himself out of the parking space. And then gets stuck in stand-still traffic. The TikTok goes viral. It's talked about on the Gotham news and Gothamites are losing their shit, pointing out the exact moment you can see the carjacker start to soundlessly cuss through the car's windshield or the way the businessman is just... standing on the side of the road, watching with a deadpan look.

Danny doesn't know about it being on the news, but he sees all the comments, likes, reposts, and feels something. He wonders if this is what Ember feels every time people listened to her music. So, he keeps posting. Usually, it's short three-second videos of a hilariously unexpected situation with an even more deranged caption. But then he's accidentally caught in the reflection of a store front while recording and doesn't know, posts it like he always does; only for this TikTok to go viral, too. Because "Danny Phantom" is a child??

He doesn't notice the shift in his comments, but the public opinion quickly changes from wow, Gothamites are just like that huh lol to what the FUCK, kid, get inside!!! anytime he posts.

Except Danny never gets hurt. Even in the most dangerous situations, when you'd think this kid is a goner for sure, he's just happily yapping in the background. He's so different from Gothamites because he lacks that dead-eyed, despair-inducing aura of someone who's lived in a hellmouth their whole lives. (A couple people post that Danny kind of reminds them of Golden Boy Brucie Wayne, all air-headed and unrealistically optimistic, and suddenly there's memes of "what happens when you've never gotten shot in Gotham" or "how i act when Commish Gordie accuses me of shoplifting again" with them side-by-side.)

And then Danny's posts go viral again and again. Danny doing a fit check with a blond-haired woman with a checkered outfit, she ruffles his hair and kisses him on the cheek. A picture of him wearing an old jean jacket with a bright red lipstick smear on his cheek is trending for weeks. Spoiler, fully suited up in an all-purple vigilante attire, and him shoving gas station hotdogs in their mouths. He even has videos of him clearly in Killer Croc's lair, with comments of are you in the sewers??? DANNY??? and he responds, no, i'm in mom & dad's basement :) (Waylon Jones is actually sitting behind him in one of the videos, intently watching a TV show on an iPad.)

Everybody adores Danny - Rogues, Gothamites, even the Bats. (There's at least six videos of Nightwing teaching Danny how to do backflips, handstands, and other acrobatic moves. Even the youngest Robin has been caught on camera quietly talking with Danny, a shocking lack of violence that left half the city's population suffering from cuteness aggression for the kids.)

So, yeah, Danny belongs to Gotham.

But the internet is widely accessible and Danny made it so, so easy to find him. Jazz obviously didn't know he was posting videos of himself publicly; she was too tired after back-to-back 12 hour shifts at the hospital that she hadn't even checked social media in months. Otherwise, she would've told him to be careful, to never show his face or post his real name on the internet. Then again, Jazz would never have expected all of Gotham (and Superman himself, totally endeared by the kid after Kon and Jon showed him a couple TikToks) would beat the absolute shit out of anybody going after Danny.

Imagine GIW's surprise when they track down Amity's former residential Ghost only to find an entire city frothing at the mouth to protect their Phantom.

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Sup. You asked about severitus recs in community i dont follow, and I honestly can't be bothered to join. An your dms aren't open. So uh. A popular one that follows the animation is Crime and Punishment by melolcatsi. Another one I enjoyed was Buried Memories by BellaBix, but it's just generally a severitus fic and doesn't follow the animation. It also delves into mixed mythology + druidry lore, which i know not evryone enjoys.

Also, both are abandoned. So that's that. But they're both fun! And quite interesting. So that's that 👍

Thank you!! sorry for having my dms turned off lol- I've had a few different weird people dm me and just have them turned off currently because of that- will make sure to check these out!!

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Why is ao3 going down at the same time marvel rivals updates for me??? help??

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started making this, had a breakdown, bon appetite to Luna lovers.

IG | blue.sky

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Okay, so it's important to note that before this, for like three months, I thought I'd lost this pillow, but today I woke up and it was just. there?? I don't know where I got it from?? I went to sleep using a stuffed animal as a pillow like normal and then woke up with one of my body pillows (not the anime kind, btw, it's got dinosaurs on it and the underside is just green) just. there.

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