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i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache

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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

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i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!

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Elain’s Solstice Sugar Cookies

Note: This is a tried and true recipe I make multiple times a year, and have won dessert awards with. Everyone always asks me for this recipe, so I keep it close to my chest (the secret ingredient is sour cream!) I think this is the perfect recipe for Elain to debut at a Solstice party with Nyx & Feyre to just help her decorate. @elainarcheronweek

Ingredients

COOKIES

3 ½ cups all-purpose flour

1 ½ teaspoons baking soda

¼ teaspoon salt

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

¾ cup granulated sugar

1 egg

½ cup sour cream

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

FROSTING

½ cup unsalted butter, softened

2 cups powdered sugar

2 tablespoons milk

food coloring, for decorating

sprinkles, for decorating

Directions

1. In a medium bowl, whisk the flour, baking soda, and salt to combine.

2. In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar together with an electric hand mixer until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Add the egg and mix until fully incorporated. Add the sour cream and vanilla and mix until creamy. Add the flour mixture, a third at a time, until fully combined.

3. Lightly flour a work surface and turn out the dough. Press the dough together into a disc and wrap in plastic wrap. Chill for 1 hour in the refrigerator.

4. Preheat the oven to 300˚F (150˚C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

5. Remove the plastic wrap from the dough and lightly flour a work surface. Roll out the dough to about ½-inch thick. Cut out circles using a glass or cookie cutter.

6. Transfer the cookies to the prepared baking sheet, leaving about 1 inch in between cookies. Bake for 8 minutes, until the cookie bottoms are golden brown and the tops are pale. Let the cookies cool on a wire rack.

7. Make the frosting: in a large bowl, beat the butter with an electric hand mixer until fluffy. Sift in the powdered sugar and mix until incorporated. Add the milk and continue to beat until the frosting is smooth and velvety. Add food coloring, if desired.

8. Frost the cooled cookies and decorate as you wish.

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the way i am sooooo soo so so so so good at repressing my feelings. if people got awards for that i would win. i can repress almost anything and hold it close and small between my ribs forever even my own love and happiness this is normal and healthy behaviour btw

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not now baby, mommy’s enjoying the color brown

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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No, lady. I cannot.

a court of wings and ruin by sarah j. maas

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Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.

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if something doesn't go the way you wanted it to it's because you didn't do enough obsessive mind rituals about it

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"Strawberries" by Nikifor Yaskov (1950s)

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lucien lucien lucien

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i'm gonna hunt this man down and get him boypregnant seahorse style

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“do it scared” im literally always scared i dont have another setting.

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im not this anon, but i could picture ALL the kids knowing about his crush and making it so obvious with their middle school jokes and elain being 100% oblivious

didn’t i see something about an elucien teacher au?

Shop teacher Lucien building the home ec teacher a birdhouse?

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)