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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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New Star Trek spinoff idea: This
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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
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honestly tragic there was never a star trek show weird and ok with showing gay people yet also homophobic enough at the same time to do a planet of gays episode where gay is straight and straight is gay i mean they sort of did that with the unbearably confused couldnt tell if it was being a gay or trans metaphor episode where that metaphor trans girl was most oppressed for desiring to be heterosexual in a world without gender but that was almost too self serious i mean it is star trek it would still believe the episode where riker endures heterophobia on planet gay was a really important mission statement episode and being boldly political but again whats really vital is we need the evil gay ruling class oppressing the poor sweet heteros we need the enterprise crew pretending to be gay for diplomacy purposes and it needs to be painfully dated and homophobic one can imagine different versions for different eras... in tos it would be like planet entirely of men or entirely of women and they wouldnt say it was planet of gays but it would be like all the most misogynistic moments of spocks brain but like with no respite and kirk would prove to the cold lesbian ice queen ruler of the planet that men are real flesh and blood and teach her how to love and spock would be really popular with planet lesbian if it was tng it would be like we are really bravely showing the homophobia thru the lens of straight people it would be exactly like the world where gay is straight and straight is gay viral youtube video and riker would save a poor woman from a life of cruel lesbian political marriage she doesnt believe in and teach her how to love... planet gays readily accepts captain picard as one of their own its all painfully serious and miserable if it was on ds9 it would be a ferengi episode where they delve into the deranged homosocial ferengi customs and its one of the worst episodes ever made they make sure that everyone knows part of the reason quark left ferenginar was because he wasnt "like that" but also keep making quark gay jokes anyways if it was on voyager they would use it as an opportunity to prove captain janeway is not a lesbian and really doesnt appreciate people saying that about her tom and harry would end up in an evil gay bar and get their kidneys stolen if it was on enterprise it would be a near constant unending barrage of unfunny gay jokes and the episode was never syndicated again after widespread protests as to its offensiveness malcolm and trip go to a bar and keep making more extreme gross out faces about getting hit on by men and have to put on a deeply painful gay stereotype performance to leave a situation unscathed t'pol experiences reverse homophobia heterophobia from the planets women but the enterprise crew keeps joking she might be gay and she gets it from both sides regularly rated one of the worst episodes of star trek ever made
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Korra's Wardrobe | 2025 edition
Over 10 years ago, while LoK was still airing, I drew Korra in each of her outfits. I recently found that post again, and thought I should revisit my old obsession, and add the outfits that were missing. This has been really fun, it was like meeting up with some old friends - both my younger self and Korra herself!
Thanks to everyone who encouraged me to finish this!! ♥ And hi to the people who were in the fandom with me back then, I'm waving at you from over here in the future :)
None of these are show-accurate, I thought it would be much more interesting to give each design a bit of a twist while keeping their original visual language. It was a really fun challenge, and I love comparing the old and new.
Some of these are a lot further into my own interpretation - the chains ghost, for example, is super bloodied because I'm not restricted by a TV network censor and the Zaheer fight was violent. And it left scars, too! The Raava fusion designs are extremely self-indulgent (Raava I love you, you will always be famous), and the kid designs are pretty far from the depictions of Korra in Friends for Life and Weaver's Ball, but I wanted to make them into a real evolution getting closer to the Book 1 design over time.
Here are the two full lineups side by side:
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how far we've come...
Here are some line versions also! I had a lot of fun drawing all the little tiny details:
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I once said that if I ever stop posting Korra redesigns, assume I'm dead. and well. I guess it's still true
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honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense
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Hello yes please
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Them together DO U UNDERSTAHND
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Happy First Contact Day! Only 40 more years until Zefram and Solkar's slutty, slutty first meeting
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i guess i found a new brush to be obsessed with
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"The problem" with these type of posts is that now I want to read/watch/listen to every single one of the ideas OP posted
Star Trek needs to capitalize on the fact that it has such a cool and expansive universe. They need to make more shows/movies/stories centered around the more niche corners of the galaxy. I want truckstop romance stories between a Vulcan freighter captain and a human waiter whose claustrophobia won’t let them get on a space ship. I want an epic political thriller of an orphan gorn egg raised by a ferengi family, I want to learn how a Klingon family started a barbecue joint on Kronos and became universe famous for their lava butter (there actually is something like this in the Star Trek travel guide but it’s such a short snippet and I want to know more), I want to see the drama of a Klingon opera, i want to see the stories that are always just out of focus.
There are just so many cool ideas. And not to say I don’t love the challenge of the weekly crew style but we saw how interesting the stories can get if you expand past just starfleet (especially in ds9)
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Happy TDoV to everyone! Remember to respect your friends and their worms
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ARCANE STAR TREK AU!! >:3cc Viktor - Species: Vulcan, Class: Engineering. Jayce Talis - Species: Betazoid, Class: Engineering. Sevika - Species: Klingon, Class: Command. Vi - Species: Trill (unhosted), Class: Security. Caitlyn Kiramman - Species: Cardassian, Class: Command. Ekko - Species: Bajoran, Class: Science. Jinx - Species: Trill (hosted), Class: Science.
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I was bored so I searched ao3 for j7 fics and went to the last page, and the first fic there is from 1999 so I was like "wait a minute, VOY was still on air at that point" so I searched and that fic was published right before "Retrospect" came out, which is one of the worst episodes in trek and definitely one of the worst for Seven and Janeway. Wherever you are, fanfic writer from a time I wasn't even born yet, I hope that you recovered from that horrible episode.
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you can only reblog this today
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