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I'm pretty new to the ST fandom - did anyone come up with an in-universe explanation for Tuvok being there? Is he undercover (like before VOY)?

Two possibilities here:

Picard just has the strength and knowledge to do a Vulcan nerve pinch.

Residual Sarek DLC.

Condolences to Not-Tuvok on getting saddle punched, nerve pinched, and Baryon swept. RIP king, worse things await you in the Delta Quadrant.

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"That's song is just elevator music"

Well then, enjoy the ride

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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So did anyone write a sapphic 'Delete the wife' Janeway fic?

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I can definitely see Ezri making a "died and came back wrong" joke while drunk in the very beginning of her stay on the station, and everyone at Quark's just falls into a very uncomfortable silence/awkward laughter

ezri dax worm girl funnymoment

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i wish star trek got more specific with the disciplines of its scientist and engineer characters i want to know what janeway did her senior thesis on

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I don't ship Marliner personally, but I noticed that this vibe is very common in st shows in general. Interesting

Marinler is a queer ship in a straight trench coat

Seriously. Name one other M/F ship with as much overthinking and wild theorizing as Mariner/Boimler—a character dynamic that is so obviously romantic, but is otherwise dismissed as platonic by everyone involved in the show. If Boimler weren't a guy, it would literally be #Sappho and her friend material. And then it all makes perfect sense when you realize that the show compared them to Spirk.

And they were bunkmates…

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i dont even know where i would post a star trek meme tbh so im just dropping it here

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on my third watch and glinda’s gay ass going “friend? yes…. i-i mean, i did know her…… that is, our paths did cross” right before the most homoerotic yearning-laden flashback shots imaginable still sends me……. girl please who do you think you’re fooling 😭

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No hate to the people who headcanon Elphaba as autistic, but imo if anyone in this duo is autistic is the one who came up with a special hair toss system that is scientifically proven to make you more well liked and then went on a 4 minute rant about her special interests and the most effective ways to mask become popular

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Died and came back wrong? no no, I stayed alive and came back wrong

It's not a proper Trek series until somebody gets emotionally fucked-up due to time manipulation shit

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Thank god he has a PhD in Monkey Wrangling

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hades x arcane crossover ⭐️

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The two types of Rizzles fanfics:

Jane Rizzoli is a dumbass /affectionate

Jane Rizzoli is a dumbass /derogatory

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I'm sorry to report I'm still obsessed with Wicked

[Glinda loses Elphaba in the crowd]

Glinda: Has anyone seen my wife?! Random Ozian: What does she look like? Glinda, sobbing: Beautiful!

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Thank you Arcane and Lower Decks for giving me a new obsession, I'm very normal about it