An anthology of hilarity, roasting and general mishap (things that happen to three Melbourne roommates)
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On the benefits of sex
Christina: Female orgasms can cure headaches.
Erica: I have a headache.
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“That was pine nut bae!”
- Christina (tossing nuts on her salad)
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“It’s a bit vague...”
- Erica, on crossword clues
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“You are fake news!”
- Christina, to Gabe
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“If I were a serial killer, I’d kill you first.”
- Erica, to Gabe
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“How long would you like to look after a senile person? Even if you love them... like 6 months?
- Christina
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“I was criminally underdressed.”
- Christina
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“I just feel like I make smoothies better than whatever hookers make.”
- Erica
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“That’s my favourite kind of stripping...the stripping of basic liberties.”
- Christina
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“I’d fuck anything”
- Tyler
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“The spaghetti rule: straight until wet.”
- Christina (paraphrasing Jimmy Carr)
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“Sometimes dance just emerges...”
- Erica
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#always on the menu when you live with us#roasting#roast beef#beef of revenge#burning#absolute roast#homies
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Wait until you see my clit ring
Christina
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Gabe is a flog
GUEST APPEARANCE: Tyler
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Maybe if yoga worked you wouldn't hate cats so much
Christina
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