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CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER POP-UPS?!

I was on a crocheter's site and got not one, not two, but FOUR FUCKING NEWSLETTER POP-UPS.

How is that even fucking acceptable?

This shit is everywhere but it's unbelievably egregious on fiber arts and recipe sites.

I've been on the internet since the 90s and my hatred for anything pop-up burns with the fire of ten thousand suns, twenty volcanoes, and my cat when we forget to deliver canned food on time.

Does anyone actually fucking use that shit? Is it worth annoying the fuck out of people visiting your site?

I fucking hate the woman who owns that site and I've never met her. She might be a perfectly lovely person, but right now, I'd set fire to her shoes if given half a chance.

Please. Just fucking stop.

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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

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Family togetherness

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Please remember that the reason Freddie Mercury and so many millions of others died so young was because republicans literally did everything they could to turn AIDS into a propaganda disease.

I remember when two children who got AIDS thanks to dirty instruments from a dentist were nearly killed because their hometown set fire to their house thanks to AIDS propaganda saying if you got AIDS then you're gay evil. I remember having to fight in my fucking school to explain how AIDS was and was not spread because my mother made sure we were properly educated and how I nearly got my ass beat several times because of it.

Republicans are never on your side nor are they ever here for your benefit.

AIDS is now officially curable, and they're going to do everything they can to make sure this country never gets it in a respectable or affordable way...because Repugs still claim it's a gay disease AND SOME OF YOU PIECES OF STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS STILL SPREAD THAT LIE EVEN THOUGH YOU WEREN'T FUCKING ALIVE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

Oh babies, will I do my best to ruin the universe of every fucker who continues to lick those boots...

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It's the moments when things suddenly go quiet when they've been drinking together and when you go to check to see if they passed out, you find them and a box of grenades missing. Yoy'd worry but somehow their dumb asses always come back unscathed and usually naked.

theres no way that these 3 do not hang out, of course they hang out and anyone who knows these losers (lovingly) cant bare to see what chaos they've made in commenwealth!!!! the 3 are like 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼<---- thiss!!!!!

<i made pictures>

<my boyfriend made the usernames>

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Good gods. They make it sound like if I threw a handful of peeled garlic cloves through the palace window it would count as an assassination attempt.

This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.

GARLIC

Until quite recently, scientists smiled at all the wonderful medicinal powers claimed for garlic, but recent research has shown that there is some truth in a few of the old wives' tales. Garlic, of course, has an important role in Continental but not in British cookery — it really isn't worth growing unless you are a fan.

Any well-drained spot will do. Buy a head of garlic from the greengrocer or supermarket and split it up into individual cloves. Plant them 2 in. deep and 6 in. apart in March. Apart from watering in dry weather there is nothing else to do until the foliage turns yellow in July or August. Lift the bulbs and allow to dry under cover, then store in a cool, frost-free place.

If you are a beginner with garlic, you must use it very sparingly or you will be put off for ever. Rub a wooden salad bowl with a clove before adding the ingredients. Rub the skin of poultry before roasting and then you can try dropping a whole unskinned clove into a casserole or stew, removing it before serving. If by then you have lost a little of your garlic fear, you can try using crushed (not chopped) garlic in meat etc. as the Continentals do.

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This is my fucking life.

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

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i feel like this is important enough to put on here.

if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked

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Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

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I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

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Collection

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going into 2025 as ghoulfucker 🧍‍♀️