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My favorite detail from the gay castle attempted drowning misinformation campaign was โthe pizza got pool water on it and the water was gray cause people wore their troll cosplays into the pool.โ It was really the cherry on top for me.
That whole post of microhierax's claiming to have been at the party is a literary masterpiece actually
#the cosplay details#the bird picture#how she ignored the attempted murder to focus on how the costco pizza was being soaked through with grey sludge#its beautiful#asks#highlights reel
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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
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one of the many reasons running this has been a ride is that neither of us have read homestuck past the first like hundred pages. im leaving it up to the people to decide if that should change.
#not archive#my sibling only knows what their kinnie ex gf told them#and i just got to the meteor at the beginning when i was in 6th grade#maybe now is the time to change that
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40 witnesses at the homestuck kin pool party
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thank you for archiving this all ๐ hereโs a homestuck pool party roadrunner for your time.
thank you so much for the bird! we will cherish him <3 the archiving was fun, just didn't want to see everyone's hard work get lost forever :]
your post claiming to be at the party was hilarious btw
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I got some weird anons claiming to know shit about the drama who were absolutely not in on the bit and just wanted to make things worse (derogatory)
Im so curious did you have random anons claiming to be a part of the drama or was it all you (and friends?) sending anons to yourself?
i never once sent an ask to myself. a lot of asks were gay castle (my friends), but alsoโฆ a lot were real people who thought i tried to kill someone ๐ญ or believed me when i said i didnโt try to kill someone
#not archive#you know who you are#dont lie about that shit#thats fucked up#we endorse lying (silly) here only
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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I WAS GONNA SEND IN AN ASK BEING LIKE. I THINK THIS IS A JOKE. ILL BE REAL THE REAGAN KINNING AND CLINTON HUSBANDO KIND OF GAVE IT AWAY
we stay silly
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omg haii ^^ (<-mutual of squid who was in on the bit)
omg hi (<-sibling of a gay castler who was in on the bit)
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sorry storm-of-feathers i was trying to stay in character
sorry ive been in on it the whole time. lying on the internet is great would recommend
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i know god is real because if he wasnt i wouldnt live in a world where i can witness a 24-hour tumblr bit about a homestuck kinnie trying to drown a ronald reagan kinnie
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HI HI HI. chuck i am NEVER doing ANYTHING you ask me to do EVER AGAIN (that is a lie. this was hella fun)
๐ญ๐ญ I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD GET THIS FAR....
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the italian mini plot point was my favorite part
im a particular fan of how two entirely separate people got locked in fridge/ freezers
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this felt nostalgic, last time i witnessed a kinblr drama it was over komahina kinda thing and apparently the hajime guy tried to kill the komaeda one... but yeah, felt like 2017 all over again 10/10
we stay silly with it, 10/10 would archive again
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