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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　loose taco shell in the air fryer

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We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

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“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”