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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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A woman told me I look like young uma Thurman and I just hope she has the best day ever ✨
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happy trans day of visibility
i look like this rn btw
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Alan: This date is boring!
Tom: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Alan: Then why did you invite me?
Tom: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Tom I'll do whatever I want!
#100% agree that Allan is this dramatic#I also hc that he’s lowkey clingy#he’s SO grabby and handsy w everyone in the comics#the adventures of tintin#allan thompson#justtom
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Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!
Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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#fun fact my first ex lived in the same suburb as drake#so any time I see Kendrick roasting him I get a little extra giggle#Kendrick is the chaotic good needed in this world
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