holyshonks
Were it so easy
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🌟 29 🌟 she/her ✌ Mostly Halo, Mass Effect, and general meme nonsense
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holyshonks · 7 hours ago
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I hope I get to experience a silent, muted winter night of snow and mist this year
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holyshonks · 7 hours ago
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oh ok
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holyshonks · 18 hours ago
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most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone
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holyshonks · 20 hours ago
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holyshonks · 20 hours ago
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thank you for the binary easter egg in the roland art you made
HA thank you for checking! I'll wait forever for a punchline. there's layers to my bits.
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holyshonks · 22 hours ago
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Decided to make some fan art for Destiny and Halo, been replaying the whole Master Chief Collection
Support/Commissions @: ko-fi.com/vaninkstudios
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holyshonks · 22 hours ago
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Well for the first day off potluck, I submit to you all, master chief mousepad
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holyshonks · 1 day ago
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wheres seasons greasons
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holyshonks · 1 day ago
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holyshonks · 1 day ago
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...anyway I think one of the tragedies of cortana is that she was told from the very beginning that she was the very best. and because she was the very best, it was her job to fix and save everything. she believed it and sacrificed her safety and her innocence and any chance she could have taken at being her own person, and was so good at believing this was fine that she could even convince the person who cared about her most that she was okay until it was too late for anyone to do anything.
and then she was granted corrupting power and the ability to realize the condescending, superior, poisonous noblesse oblige that would point a gun at the head of the universe for its "own good."
would cortana, could cortana have been okay if she could have belonged to herself instead of believing someone had to know best, and that if she was the best it had to be her job?
was there a chance anyone could have helped her, if they only had the time?
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holyshonks · 1 day ago
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As Potluck2024 draws to a close, I dedicate this to @poisonheadcrabsalesman. May I present: my stick figure. Thanks for organizing this, Stumpy!
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holyshonks · 1 day ago
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literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point
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holyshonks · 2 days ago
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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year
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holyshonks · 2 days ago
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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holyshonks · 2 days ago
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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holyshonks · 2 days ago
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saw a headcanon for lasky that pissed me off so bad i went into a blind drawing rage just to prove them wrong. plus johnsky as a treat
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holyshonks · 2 days ago
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I laugh at it every time I see this bug
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I just hope that one day this Spartan will find his happiness and he will fall out of the level
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