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i'm in your walls, meth pipe

loving my new awesome nickname.

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Man It's 1 am where I am, and I just wanna say, don't believe shit these cooperations say.

I don't post about it at all, but I love love love biochemistry, and I want to deliver to yoh this message:

If you are stuck for money you can one hundred thousand percent use bar soap to wash your hair.

I am being dead serious. If you get a gentle soap for sensitive skin, preferably once with less alcohol or silicone (dove is alright), you can use that shit for EVERYTHING. And I dint wanna here anyone come at me with the "oh but that's grossssssss" man companies have brainwashed us so bad into believing there's any massive difference between the cleansing agents we use.

I am going to compare a popular shampoo and dove soap.

Dove

Shampoo

Notice how at their cores, they consist of about 4 things - cleanser (cocamidopropyl betaine), preservative (they use different preservatives in this example) and often an emollient and/or conditioning agent.

Ofc actual shampoo will usually contain less silicones or have additional ingredients to help hair stay shiny.

It's definitely not GOOD for your hair, but there's very little functional difference if you get a good soap and don't mind risking dryness.

Also please be so sceptical of me I am not a biomedical engineer I am a stupid 16 year old

People struggling please don't let companies steal your money thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu good night guyyys.

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Not to get political but I need to see a united Ireland in my lifetime

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Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

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fans of time loops when they slightly change

time loop fans when the loop slightly changes

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What was it like when you were still shewatt if you know what i mean

I think I'd rather you call me a slur honestly.

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(via)

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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oh my god he fucking killed him

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If I had a nickle for every time I shipped a blond, optimistic overconfident twink that likes to jump around a lot while saying stupid one-liners with a black, more serious and pragmatic and somewhat tragic guy who got screwed over by the system he was born into and does what he does as a result of that, I‘d have two nickles, which isn‘t a lot but it‘s weird that it happened twice

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Dear Hellsites Genetics,

I love all the hard work you do and I really appreciate it. I'm currently learning biology and I'm starting to get really into it. I hope that you are well all the time, and that you have all the luck and happiness in your future. You inspired me to study biology, and I'm really grateful for it. Thank you once again!

With love and respect,

An anonymous amino acid creature

String identified: a t Gtc,

a t a a a acat t. ' ct ag g a ' tatg t gt a t t. tat a a t t, a tat a a t c a a t. t t g, a ' a gat t. Ta c aga!

t a ct,

A a a ac cat

Closest match: Plasmodium sp. DRC-Itaito genome assembly, chromosome: 10 Common name: Unclassified Malaria-Causing Parasite

(image source) Note: this image is not of the same organism, but of P. falciparum, which is of the same genus.

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need to do this to boyfie

Boy's night.

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the very few times this has happened to me all the comments are like “how did i get here” or something akin to that

do you ever accidently stumble on a very conservative part of youtube or tiktok or whatever and get bombarded with bunch of people saying gay people should die and hundreds of others agreeing with them in the comments? makes me hate myself a lil more every time istg

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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Emf's clothes progression