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holyposts · 4 days ago
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
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holyposts · 5 days ago
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holyposts · 14 days ago
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holyposts · 17 days ago
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Piracy is not a victimless crime. Fortunately for us pirates, it's often very easy not to care about the victims.
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holyposts · 21 days ago
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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!
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holyposts · 21 days ago
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holyposts · 21 days ago
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holyposts · 25 days ago
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im trying to see some laboobies. sorry i don't say things like this lets pretend somebody else said this. a gnome
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holyposts · 25 days ago
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Fixed it.
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holyposts · 28 days ago
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holyposts · 28 days ago
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Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.
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holyposts · 28 days ago
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shout out to evil and fucked up transgenders i want you
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holyposts · 1 month ago
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Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people
No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.
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holyposts · 1 month ago
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holyposts · 1 month ago
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Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.
And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.
And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.
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holyposts · 1 month ago
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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up
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holyposts · 1 month ago
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