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I CANT FUCKIN SLEEP

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criminal we didn’t see abed watching the x files in community because I know wholeheartedly he would LOVE fox mulder.

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Manifesting a Community movie with no jeffannie

Manifesting a Community movie with no jeffannie

Manifesting a Community movie with no jeffannie

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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Tbh the older i get the less sexual i see destiel like yes they can make love but i feel like once dean finally settles and finds a cozy lifestyle he doesn’t feel the need for crazy rough sex anymore. To me, dean’s sexuality was always because of his lack of emotional connection with everyone in his life. Which is why he’s always throwing himself at any woman that gives him the time of day. He craves connection but he knows the only way he can get it as a hunter is to have one-night stands. So when he finally does settle down and meets someone who is attracted to him because of his soul and his inner beauty, he doesn’t want to ravage. He wants love and warmth. And castiel’s first experience with sex, (or sex with dean if you’re being canon-compliant) is something more human and soft, unlike how most of his angel brothers and sisters are bold and rough (in terms of personality). So, though i do like the concept of them craving each other so bad that they destroy the bed, i so much prefer them being gentle and soft with each other and it being less for sexual desire and more for love.

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Jeff Winger: To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.

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the one-two-hit of sailor song then fable would’ve ended dean winchester on the spot

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On the dance floor. Straight up "dancing with him". And by "him" I mean... Well let's justr say. My beautiful dance whore

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.