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“…also….that beard is doing you NO favors…”

“…this is why I hate you Superman…”

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In honor of bartkon week coming soon,I present you this old ahh drawing with them as this iconic meme,cuz Bart really just loves his wife fr fr

@jellyfishjuliet this is specifically for you btw ,our bartkon king/queen

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hey. don't cry. the horror... the horror was for love. the things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. this love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. it is a monstrous love, and it makes monsters of us all. ok?

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sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

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they hate me because i live a second life in my dreams and wake up changed from the experience

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Mission: befriend robin

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The Light of Gotham

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beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish

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duet p.2

[Image ID: Digital art of Dick Grayson from DC. There are two Dick Grayson's in the image; one is older and dressed as Nightwing, and the other one is younger and dressed as Robin. They are performing a duet on an aerial hoop. Nightwing is on top of the hoop with it's rope wrapped around a leg and leaning down to cradle Robins head in his hands. He has a serious expression. Robin has his legs looped through the bottom of the loop and his arms spread like wings. He is leaning back, nearly falling, and smiling. The cape of the robin costume extends up and takes up the top half of the page. The bottom half of the page is black. End ID]

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Been sick as a dog for the past few days so it’s just been a lot of comfort media and tea. And dreaming about Dick Grayson’s middle part.

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hey, heyyyy, just so you know, Dick will never give up on Bruce because for those first several years it was Bruce who kept a torch of hope lit for the both of them until Dick could carry one of his own and now, years later, Dick will keep his own lit when Bruce can't, will use his to light Bruce's not matter how many times Bruce's torch is snuffed out, because it's only right, because it's only fair, because he remembers how the light used to shine off of Batman when he was little, how it would take up the whole sky, how it would warm the city down to it's bones, and Dick has never stopped chasing that moment

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why do you think bruce would let dick be robin if you imagine dick to act like a preschooler and cry when he gets hit i don’t understand this portion of fandom

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It feels kinda surreal seeing Dick counted as "one of the kids" because like?? That guy was done with college by the time there was a single other person in that house besides himself, Bruce and Alfred. To most of them he's an authority figure close to if not actually on the same level as Bruce. He's the default leader when Bruce isn't around, sometimes even when he IS around. Yeah he goofs around with the younger Bats sometimes but that's just his personality, he's still a grown adult man.

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thing that grew from a style study

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I know it in my heart Kon and Bart rip up homeless spikes together. Metal bars on benches? Gone. Other anti-homeless architecture? Not here it ain't.

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The Year of the Snake🐍