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((may be very slow, but I will update this blog again someday, promise!))

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They're back! (Sort of)

I redesigned Malware slightly. Let me know what you think of him. :)

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((SO! It's been a while.

I've been through a lot since I last updated this blog ^^" but do know! I am just fine! Hyperfixations go elsewhere now and again but I may be getting back to this soon.

However I'm currently deciding wether or not to redesign Malware in the case of the past controversy with Benrey designs that look like he does. I guess stay tuned? I'll see what I can make.))

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Benrey, how come you never told us you can summon doggos! That’s amazing!

“i didn’t really ‘summon’ them, these little guys follow me around everywhere. i met them a little after i woke up - apparently they had protected me while i was unconscious.”

“i owe them for that.”

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Puppy? Puppy time? Hope holo doesnt freak out with the houndeyes. They kinda gross at first... they grow on you though! (Not.. not literally)-♤

“I... Would certainly hope you don’t mean it literally!”

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Aww, they are so cute! Make sure to give them a pat :) Also, do they have names?

(( OOC: They do! Here’s a diagram for your convenience: ))

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*Gasp* incoming puppies!!! -🧸

“What.. Are those things..?”

“they’re called houndeyes. don’t worry, they’re friendly. i trained ‘em.“

[Mal gives one of the alien dogs a scratch behind one of their light blue crooks, causing them to chirp and kick their leg pleasantly. Mal is giggling.]

“look at ‘em! cute little alien dogs.”

“..Alien dogs..”

“..I guess they’re okay, then.”

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I think the headcrabs are very cute! Like fucked up hairless cats! But definitely not as cute as houndeyes/peeper puppies. Little alien doggos! I love their little bweep noises they make -🧸

“‘Bweep’? ..What are hound..eyes? Are those like a new slang for ‘seeing-eye dog’?”

“yo, dude! i can show you!”

“Wha-- Huh!?“

[Malware puts his index finger and thumb to his mouth, letting out a shrill whistle.]

“Shh--MAL! Don’t do that, you’re gonna attract more of those creatures-!”

“chill out, holo. ..listen.”

[There’s a distant sound of scampering animals approaching from another hallway.]

“...What’s that noise..?”

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Mal can I give you a hug bro? And an air hug for Holo? Since I’ll phase through you? :) at least a parcial hug!! 🤗

“haha.. you.. can’t get to me, either, you know that, right..?”

“at least it’s nice to know you guys are attached enough to forget the fact that i’m not real.”

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Wait, if you can only see in shades of blue, that means you can't see Mal's epic sweet voice! This is so unpog

“Sweet voice? Well.. I did see you singing and.. having odd lights leave your mouth. I’m assuming that’s it.”

“yeah, it’s like.. my thing i do. cool, right?”

“I guess so- Is this another ‘not human’-related thing of yours?”

“yep!”

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wh-??? why would you eat a headcrab?!

“food is scarce in an apocalypse. gotta make do, man. besides, it’s just a new kind of animal - it’s not much different than eating an earth crab anyway.”

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i agree! what the frick are the headcraps made of anyway? human flesh?!

“uhh actually they’re aliens. had one before, they’re like some fucked up hybrid of raccoons and crabs. tasted like beef jerky, for some reason.”

“I- Okay ignoring the fact you said you ATE one of those things, they’re.. aliens?”

“uh.. yeah? i thought that was obvious by now. why’re you only acting shocked now?”

“You gave me a very abridged version of what happened, Mal!”

“And- Mmh. I don’t know, honestly. The word gave me this.. weird feeling all of a sudden. In my.. bones. You know?”

“you have bones?? that’s news to me.”

“I was- Snrk- Mal, come on-! I was trying to be serious.”

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Hey Holo what color do you miss seeing the most?

“Huh. I never really thought about ‘missing’ certain colors- I’ve always been pretty wrapped up in my job.”

“Maybe.. pink or orange.”

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You know if it weren't for the zombifying aspect, headcrabs would be pretty cute, dontcha think?

“Eugh.. No.”

“Just looking at that thing gives me the Heebies.”

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Holo I would like to hold you very gentle

“Eheh.. You could try, but you’d probably just faze right through me. The sentiment is appreciated, though.”

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ACAB, Holo! -🧸

“..I.. don’t know what that means.. What does an acronym have to do with this?”