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cobel missing severance floor sex AND next-door brain surgery oh she's gonna be so mad

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I'm fucking her innie on company time

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SEVERANCE 2x06 - "Attila"

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i dont change my icon or url bc i know how important consistency is for my mutuals developing brains

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John Turturro on working with Christopher Walken in Severance.

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YELLOWJACKETS (2021—)

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Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.

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ok work

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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so what i'm getting is that seth milchick was once like miss huang and he's been working for lumon since he was a child and he has a lifelong mantra about ridding himself of childish whimsy and he got chastised for being nice to the innies and treating them like humans so a lot of what to us and the innies seemed patronizing or downright torturous was seth milchick's genuine attempt at rewarding them and treating them with kindness and he probably meant it when he told irving his innie is a friend of his because he cannot find solidarity in natalie or anyone above his rank and he has no life outside lumon so the innies are the closest thing he has to friends and they all rightfully see him as a tormentor and hate his guts. cool!

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i don't want her memory. i want my own.

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Am I still allowed to cum inside my system girlfriend if she switches from her communist alter to her liberal alter midway through sex??

absolutely not. hold the line.

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“we shared vessels” is up there but funniest fucking shot of the episode is that cut to the empty MDR work station. dylan busy homewrecking his own marriage. irving wrecking someone else’s. mark and helly in the ninth circle of a four dimensional situationship. Seth out of office for the day on an official paperclip management seminar. Idk why reddit is so pressed about finishing Cold Harbour that shit is NOT getting done

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PEDRO PASCAL mentioning his into submission during SNL50: Anniversary Special

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only severance is brave enough to ask “is this cheating? ok how about this? is THIS cheating? what about this one? is this infidelity yet?”

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they’re growing on me