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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

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a really under-discussed problem with the qwerty keyboard is that “i kicked ass today” and “i licked ass today” are very different things to send your manager on microsoft teams

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.

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The beautiful French frigate L'Hermione from 1780, sailing in line astern behind a modern French Aquitaine class frigate Provence, 2015

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i'm okay with the "quark and bashir have a competitive crush on ezri" subplot of season seven, but i do think it's weak that quark falls in love with ezri because of jadzia when it would be so much funnier if he fell in love with her because he found out her family is rich

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tweet transcript in alt text. image ID: a clip-art picture of a hanukkiah with nine burning candles, standing amongst gelt pieces. above it in cursive font are the words "Happle Hanukkah." end ID

chag sameach this still makes me laugh

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tiktok: christinajulian_91

audio credit: anthony vincent

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I always imagined it not being the computer voice, but being Lwaxana. Every episode is her narrating to her guests what happened at her daughter's workplace this week.

"Oh you'll never guess what happened to my daughter's starship this week. Apparently Jean-Luc, bless him, found some ancient mask from some dusty old species or another and the ship became some kind of Mayan temple. Oh, the scrapes they get into. So, are you single?"

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I resent christmas as the most obnoxious annual instance of christian hegemony but I do enjoy what it does for the white haired bear community

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was writing a post about enterprise fandom in the early 00s but forget that. new post now. do you think my instinctive negative response to modern ship names is because my first exposure to a name portmanteau was "bermaga"

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On Friendship.