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missxkinney:

“wow - everyone looks amazing. i feel so under-dressed compared to how dedicated some of the students are. the best i could find was this red dress and some red lip stick. how lame, right? i’m a sad excuse for ms. scarlett.”

“You literally just pulled a ‘all I had was this old thing’, you realize that, right?” Holden said, holding his drink, though taking a sip from it as he gave Laurel a once over. Smirking, he nodded to himself as he said, “Trust me, there’s nothing sad about you.”

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📲 FB

Sophia: you aren't a tortoise either, so get here

Sophia: yes i'm aware. i just wanted to make fun of your intelligence since you made it so easy

Holden: how does anyone find you even mildly agreeable?

Holden: I'm top of my class, I have no idea what you're talking about

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📲 FB

Sophia: if you were here yet you'd see me rolling my eyes

Sophia: not shocked you were confused

Holden: well shit, I'm not the flash

Holden: sarcasm, it's called sarcasm

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📲 FB

Sophia: Good since it was one

Sophia: you're not my anything which is what i prefer

Holden: let me find my fuzzy handcuffs

Holden: ouch, and here I thought we were best friends

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📲 FB

Sophia: like i would send you any photos. you know the only way you'd see it is if you were here and no evidence comes from it

Sophia: it better be a louboutin

Holden: I'm taking that one as an invitation

Holden: not your prince, not my problem

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📲 FB

Sophia: who says i haven't tried it?

Sophia: what is with everyone calling me princess lately?

Holden: photos or it didn't happen

Holden: when the shoe fits~

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📲 MORTICIA

morticia: i always have a point.

holden: must be a good life you got there

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📲 RORY

Rory: a challenge to who has the biggest problems? or a pizza eating challenge?

Rory: either way i'm quite confident that i'll win.

Rory: what kind of beer, princess?

Holden: who can eat the most pizza. I'm not emo into complaining about problems, that's insensitive

Holden: Heineken, honey

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📲 MORTICIA

morticia: okay i thought we were talking about food...

holden: that's not fun because technically you have a point, but spiritually, I have trouble agreeing

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📲 FB

Sophia: of course you could

Sophia: i don't know why you would think that, i don't like you, remember?

Holden: don't knock it 'till you've tried it, that's my motto

Holden: the feeling is mutual, princess

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📲 holden

Bradley: "good"

Bradley: i bet you're actually just a missionary margaret

Holden: more like a "doggy dan" but you know

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📲 FB

Sophia: what if i do? are you going to punish me for it?

Sophia: love to see you try reed

Holden: kinky. are you asking for a spanking? I could get into that

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📲 OLIVER

Oliver: would you like me to help you with your dilemma?

Oliver: Am I being too forward by inviting myself...

Holden: dude, by all means, get this off my hands

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📲 FB

Sophia: i'm glad you recognize perfection when you see it

Holden: that wasn't a compliment, don't twist this

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📲 FB

Sophia: Who on earth is saying there isn't such a thing as too much pizza? Of course there is

Sophia: two pieces is too much pizza

Holden: little miss perfect can't eat too much, of course

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📲 holden

Bradley: hi joey tribbiani

Bradley: thanks for the life update

Bradley: i came just reading this enthralling message

Holden: damn, I knew I was good, but that good?