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by far the most accurate potrayal of a company's outdoor retreat. it could very well ended in murder
#severance#severance spoilers#irving bailiff#my shaylaaaa#they couldn't handle your swag#so they killed you#my doomed old man yaoi#i'll burn lumon to the ground#i'll do it
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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(
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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?
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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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i loooove being able to say i don't know what you're talking about when people tell me things happening on tiktok
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irving starting his first day back at work still banging on the door screaming burt’s name and having to take a minute to go cry alone and then minutes later laughing at the new lumon claymation presentation. he kind of understands the it’s so over we’re so backisms of life better than anybody
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I genuinely think Philomena Cunk interview questions are academically valuable in that 1. They force experts to consider ridiculous scenarios they never would have thought of having to deal with and 2. They test the ability of academics to explain their fields to laypeople and challenge the idea that “everybody knows xyz.” I think part of all higher level degree programs should involve having to get interviewed by Philomena Cunk
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Well there we have it. A new reaction meme for the ages.
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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
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Ill never stop blogging. I could become prime minister and youd still see me on here posting
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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