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Has anyone else been the designated Harry Potter Friend™ in various groups of people……like whenever Harry Potter is mentioned, everyone looks at you because they Know

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an accurate summary of the cursed child

harry: albus, no

albus: albus yes

scorpius: ALBUS, NO

albus: ALBUS YES

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The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

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And this is exactly the reason I call anyone who don#t believe in intelligent life on other planets a fuckin' idiot. Not sayin' that they've been here. Not sayin' that we'll ever meet them, but they're out there. Probably billions of them. There is probably a star system that has evolved more than one species of intelligent life who have developed space travel and they were probably really excited to find each other.

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My new sounds:

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My new sounds:

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My new sounds:

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The people over at the Alohomora podcast were kind enough to have me as a guest this week! So if you want to geek out over some Order of the Phoenix (and listen to me, Michael, Kristen, and Kat geek out as well), listen at the link.

We discuss patronuses, Umbridge, and poor, poor Dawlish, among other things.

Galloping Gargoyles indeed.

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James and Lily having a snogfest, because kissing is fun! 

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Omg seriously all of these can't be official can they? :O

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Is "as" a Supernatural specific one because I don't know that. I mostly read HP fics :P

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

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"Fuck you" Yes please.

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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What I want to know is from where the hell she pulled that knife! In the second gif you see her from the right, and she obviously pulls it from somewhere to her right, but where is it? Have she stuffed it in her underwear or something?

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ALL OF THEM!

i drew the first 2 chapters of the philosopher’s stone because i’ve lost control of my life

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I identify with this so much! Only days or months would be months or years...

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

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Things being homosexual means

Attracted to the same sex

Things being homosexual doesn’t mean

Evil

Bigoted

Rude

Hateful

Close minded

Superficial

heterophobic

Things being heterosexual means

Attracted to the opposite sex

Things being heterosexual doesn’t mean

Evil

Bigoted

Rude

Hateful

Close minded

Superficial

Homophobic

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1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave. 2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave. 3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave. 4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave. 5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave. 6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave. 7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

Love this so much

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