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enough of ppl asking, if beak how kiss? you cowards lack imagination. easy:
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Important day today, so when you're at that polling booth, remember!
LEAVE NO COCK UNSUCKED
DONT SPILL A DROP
AUDIBLE SWALLOW
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mp3 audio file posters are fighting battles you dont even know about to save you from spotify links
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Hey tumblr, FromSoft insider here. I'll answer any questions about Dark Souls 4, which is currently in development. I have a few hours so ask away.
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Great Gladiator Gig” [01753/7069]
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warning: DJ Khaled
I got a friend of a friend who helps manage a venue that booked Khaled a while ago. 11:00 PM, no show. 12:00 PM, no show. folks throwin shit at the stage. I think round 12:45 he shows up, spends ten minutes trying to get the crowd to chant his name, he plays two songs he had nothin to do with, walks off stage and somehow gets a drunk girl to follow him. they fuck in the elevator for less than a minute and Khaled leaves khum on the fuckin ground for the venue to clean up
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