aged between 2 and 105/ just some guy / mute daily heavy NOW or live with the consequences / DNI if you bear signs of the curse / please keep it PLUR on my web site.
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I cant stop thinking about this episode
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we all like it when the character has a scissors weapon and she snaps the blades in two to use like a pair of cutlasses but you really cant deny the true satisfying violence of the character clamping that shit down on someone like a guillotine
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they squeeze thius shit from god's cock by hand
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jack black
you have betrayed me
a minecraft movie has become a bigger blockbuster than MY movie
i will not forgive this................
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"plap plap plap" is the sound of a duck walking, and nothing else.
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this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT
INGREDIENTS:
salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)
bacon cooked CRISP
baby arugala instead of lettuce
thinly thinly sliced white onion
tomato
special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)
all on texas toast
its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here
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unfortunate news for people who believe in roko's basilisk! if you don't stop believing in roko's basilisk i will create a perfectly accurate mental simulation of you gargling my cock and balls forever!
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felt the need to doodle this moment from wayner's punch yourself in the balls and die stream
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Great Gladiator Gig” [05454/7069]
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