“One foot, two foot. Red foot, Blue foot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This year has changed me more than I ever thought it would.
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It’s wild out Wednesday, wuz good wit it
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sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch
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Half a gram of dried shrooms and I don't feel anything an hour later... is something wrong with me
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Greetings from Amish country
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I’m so impressed by the accuracy of this transcript
i’m having a stroke
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