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Rickard Rakell talks to swedish media ahead of 4 Nations Face-Off

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henry and his marshmallow cock n balls <3

"How many marshmallows could you stack?? 🥢" —San Jose Sharks/X (2025 Feb 17)

[Video description: Clips of various individual Sharks players in their jerseys on the team's media day, sitting at a table. Behind them is a projection of an image of marshmallows on a plate with a pair of chopsticks. They are each handed a bunch of large marshmallows and a pair of chopsticks and told to stack them as high as they can in 30 seconds. An upbeat backing track is playing. Captions of what they're saying are edited over the bottom of the video. Full transcript under cut.

Title overlay appears over Henry Thrun receiving the marshmallows for the first time that says "marshmallow stacking" in bubbly cursive teal and white letters.

THRUN: Is this, like, see how many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth?

JAN RUTTA: (smiling, leaning over to see the marshmallow pile from the front) What is that?

FABIAN ZETTERLUND: (shaking his head, holding the chopsticks) No, I'm going, I'm going.

OFFCAMERA: (offscreen, to Rutta) You're going to see how many of them you can stack...

RUTTA: (looking back down at his marshmallows, chopsticks in hand) Ohhh.

He seems slightly less enthused after hearing the explanation.

OFFCAMERA: ...on that plate in 30 seconds.

OFFCAMERA: (to Zetterlund) Set. Go! (soft beep of a stopwatch starting)

Zetterlund picks up his first marshmallow. The side of it was already dented in exactly the place he picks it up, as if he already attempted to pick it up before the timer started. He places the marshmallow on the plate.

Rutta already has one marshmallow on his plate and is placing his second one beside it.

RUTTA: So, I can do a base?

OFFCAMERA: Uh-huh.

Rutta picks through the pile of marshmallows.

William Eklund places a third marshmallow on his plate, forming a triangular base.

EKLUND: (quietly, to himself) This should be good.

Eklund selects a fourth marshmallow and places it on top of one the three already on the plate.

Thrun has a row of two adjacent marshmallows on the bottom (from now called 1 (left) and 2 (right) in this transcript) and a column of two marshmallows (3 on the bottom, 4 on the top) placed on top of that. He places a 5th marshmallow on top of the column, but sees it's off-center and readjusts, furrowing his brow in concentration. For the ends of marshmallows 4 and 5 to be flush to each other, the tower would slant too much to stay upright, so he uses 5 to pull the column to the right so it points straight up. In doing this, marshmallow 3 tilts to the right, squishing the bottom edge into the top of 2. He presses down, squishing his column as if hoping it will stick in that position as a small smile tugs at the edge of his mouth. As soon as he lets go, 2 and 3 bounce back to their original shape and send 4 and 5 toppling forward with a soft thud. He purses his lips, then tsks in dismay. He starts to go for a new marshmallow, then reconsiders and starts looking to salvage his stack.

Zetterlund has a base of three marshmallows with one on top. He is trying to put another marshmallow on his column, but it sticks to the tips of his chopsticks and falls forward onto another marshmallow to to the side of his main stack.

OFFCAMERA: Five...

ZETTERLUND: (raising his eyebrows, looking concerned) It's sticky.

He tries to place another marshmallow on top of the last marshmallow and the one on top of the pile, which are now at the same level, but again his marshmallow sticks. As he tries to get it off, the last marshmallow falls back to rest on the plate. The new marshmallow plops onto the plate.

OFFCAMERA: (holding back a laugh) Two... one...

Zetterlund drops up on the new one he's holding in his chopsticks onto the table and quickly grabs another marshmallow, trying to put it on top to get a height of 3, but it falls off.

OFFCAMERA: (laughing) That's time.

Zetterlund smiles and huffs out a laugh, gesturing at the plates of marshmallows helplessly. He holds up his chopsticks to the social media crew, showing them the sticky marshmallow residue on the tips.

ZETTERLUND: (protesting) Look, I need new ones, though! This is not fair because he put it like this (he impales a marshmallow with his chopsticks to demonstrate) before, you know? (he pulls the marshmallow off, leaving white sugar paste stuck to the chopsticks) And then it's, like, sticky here. (he looks up to the crew member with wide, earnest eyes)

Rutta has a two marshmallow base with a column of two on top. He purses his lips in concentration as he carefully places another for a height of four, delicately shifting it around until he's certain it won't fall. He picks up another marshmallow.

OFFCAMERA: Time.

Rutta starts to say something but is cut off as the shot cuts back to Eklund, who is sucking on his lower lip as he attempts to place a marshmallow for a height of four. He has a bottom layer of 3 marshmallows, a 2nd layer of two, and a 3rd layer that is a single marshmallow. The right marshmallow of his second layer and the 3rd layer slope down to the side.

OFFCAMERA: Three seconds.

He lets go of the marshmallow, watching to make sure it doesn't fall. It starts to lean forward slowly. A timer beeps, signalling the end of his time. His lower lip pops out of his mouth as he looks up in surprise and says something indistinct.

OFFCAMERA: Nailed it!

OFFCAMERA #2: You get to four!

OFFCAMERA: That's good!

EKLUND: (smiling) That's pretty good.

The top marshmallow finally topples forward and falls to the plate with a thud.

OFFCAMERA: Yeah.

EKLUND: I'm impressed with that myself.

Eklund knocks the 3rd layer marshmallow off the tower with his chopsticks and goes to pick it up as the crew laughs offscreen.

End of video.]

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i have "x reader" blocked as a tag & filtered in content, but when a post is tagged "name x reader" neither of these get set off... thx tumblr -_-

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never forget that ‘politics have no place in sports’ is just code for ‘politics that we don’t agree with have no place in sports’ which is really code for ‘we will not allow actions and policies that may shift the power dynamics of historically white, patriarchal, capitalist institutions to be platformed lest we lose our place atop the social food chain’

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He delicately sniff the smelling salts 🌸✨🪽

Until he is instantly reminded it is horrible 😭😂🤭

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today i am thinking about the all-stars game where everyone said ovi had vodka in his water bottle and he was pouring shots directly into his teammates mouths

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How it feels to be a fan of men’s hockey when you’re not a right wing nut job

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we CANNOT let 4nations overshadow catherine flirting with po on instagram

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tk’s waddle off the ice i’m crying

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crying at sid going to hand it over to marchy n seeimingly nate thinking hes first n marchy going 'OOOHHHHH!!!!!!" w the biggest grin ever

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A successful Capitals powerplay goal hug includes:

Staring deeply into John Carlson's eyes

Everyone touching helmets together

Ovi individually tapping every helmet in acknowledgement

A firm slap on Dylan Strome's ass

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everything 2 me

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4 nations blogging off

last updated: 2025 feb 21

2 players per team (1 in the case of team usa) kept a blog on the nhl website for the 2025 4 nations face off from feb 12-20. of seven total on nhls website, two players were exclusively hosted on nhl.com (the english portal), three players were exclusively hosted on a different nhl portal. exclusively non english entries have an alternate machine translated link hosted on google translate.

theres also a separate one off article for the athletic because it was brought up on the original post. its longer and was said to be part of a series but its just the one as far as i can tell

full collection of links below the cut ^_^

jonas brodin (swe)

nhl.com & nhl.com/sv entries have the same content, but the swedish entries have unique titles

2025 feb 11: premiären närmar sig (machine trans. title: "the premiere is approaching", english mirror)

2025 feb 12: häftig upplevelse (machine trans. title: "awesome experience", english mirror)

2025 feb 14: älskar tidiga matcher (machine trans. title: "love early matches", english mirror)

2025 feb 17: fantastisk erfarenhet (machine trans. title: "fantastic experience", english mirror)

leo carlsson (swe)

exclusive to nhl.com/sv

2025 feb 10: hej montreal! (machine trans.: hello montreal!)

2025 feb 11: le(o) för kameran (machine trans.: smile for the camera)

2025 feb 12: rysningar och snöplig förlust (machine trans.: shivers and a miserable loss)

2025 feb 14: mufasa och snöstorm (machine trans.: mufasa and the snowstorm)

2025 feb 17: speltid och tack (machine trans.: game time and thanks)

brock faber (usa)

hosted on the athletic, not associated with nhl.com

2025 feb 11: inside the wild defenseman’s first days in montreal with team usa

mikael granlund (fin)

nhl.com & nhl.com/fi entries have the same content

2025 feb 11: day 1 (finnish mirror)

2025 feb 13: day 2 (finnish mirror)

2025 feb 15: day 3 (finnish mirror)

2025 feb 17: day 4 (finnish mirror)

jake guentzel (usa)

exclusive to nhl.com

2025 feb 11: day 1

2025 feb 13: day 2

anton lundell (fin)

exclusive to nhl.com/fi

2025 feb 11: osa 1 (machine trans.: part 1)

2025 feb 12: osa 2 (machine trans.: part 2)

2025 feb 14: osa 3 (machine trans.: part 3)

2025 feb 15: osa 4 (machine trans.: part 4)

2025 feb 17: osa 5 (machine trans.: part 5)

samuel montembeault (can)

exclusive to nhl.com/fr

2025 feb 11: partie 1 (machine trans.: part 1)

2025 feb 13: partie 2 (machine trans.: part 2)

2025 feb 16: partie 3 (machine trans.: part 3)

2025 feb 19: partie 4 (machien trans.: part 4)

travis sanheim (can)

exclusive to nhl.com

2025 feb 10: day 1

2025 feb 12: day 2

2025 feb 14: day 3

2025 feb 19: day 4

2025 feb 20: day 5

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do yall want to see my hockey original character do not steal :)

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cowboy goal !! 🤠🤠

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connor mcdavid college/university au where hes a math major call that an edmonton euler