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Have a bit of Fry & Laurie, friends.

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remember that time harry accidentally did some underage magic and stormed out of the house and his immediate reaction was to begin planning his life as an outcast harry is such a drama queen jfc

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I think the whole Hobbit fandom is so done with the lack of Fili at this point that we should just start photoshopping him everywhere

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Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore is Death ? He greeted Harry at King’s Cross and was the one behind Snape and Voldemort’s death.

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#NEWCANON aka If You Don't Go On Pottermore Anymore

Teddy and Victoire have practically been dating long before their kiss on Platform 9 and ¾

Bill Weasley is 100% not happy about this

Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

Luna wore a tiara made out of unicorn horns on her wedding day

Ron Weasley still holds a grudge on Victor Krum

Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

Rita Skeeter got the fuck jinxed out of her by Ginny Weasley at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup

Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

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“It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.”

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Dir. Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones

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tangled is so underrated and in fact better than frozen & i’ll fight anyone about it

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Baby Chicks with Tiny Hats

Because we need more baby chicks with tiny hats in this world.

(images via chicks in hats)

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what i say: i'm fine

what i mean: how does the justice system of the harry potter world function? are there jails besides azkaban for smaller crimes, or does one have to deal with crushing terror for peeing on a bush? why was barty crouch allowed to be involved in his own son's trial? is there any form of ethical training that goes into the ministry? also, how does azkaban work? are there human guards as well as dementors, or can dementors function well enough to feed prisoners or take them to visitation areas? if there are wizards or aurors who work within the prison system do they have to deal with constant feeling of dread from their coworker dementor jim just hanging out? what is the fugitive protocol? why were there no clear visible figures trying to find sirius, just dementors around hogwarts? can dementors function the same as u.s. marshals? is that what they're a metaphor for as well as depression? how did the law enforcement of the wizarding world close a case after finding only a man's finger, how did--

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Kid throws a fit next to Obama

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I don't know what's happening here, but it looks important:

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Okay but can we talk about McGonagall not only made special arrangements for harry to be seeker (listen she didn’t ask Dumbledore she told him and he shrugged and was like ur my fav do what you want) but then she did exactly what she wanted which was to drop a small fricking fortune to buy harry THE COOLEST BESTEST FASTEST BROOMSTICK available

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Remus Lupin fell asleep on the Quidditch bleachers in their second year. James Potter and Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew woke him up, and they propped him up all the way up the stairs.

Remus Lupin fell asleep in the middle of Charms class. Peter Pettigrew took notes for the both of them all class and woke him up with a shoulder tap and a smile.

Remus Lupin fell asleep on the moving staircase in fifth year, and Lily Evans laughed so loudly she woke him up. He insisted he was just resting his eyes for a minute. They walked back to the common room together, and he threw an arm around her shoulder and they both pretended it wasn’t because he was too weak to walk on his own. 

Remus Lupin fell asleep in the common room, late in sixth year, and Sirius Black found him curled up on the couch with his Muggle book open on his chest. Sirius took the blankets off both their beds, because Moony got cold so easily, and dropped them over the other boy. He picked up his book and put it on the coffee table.

Remus Lupin fall asleep in the library, on top of his schoolwork in seventh year, and James, who was quite a bit taller than the other boy at this point, lifted him up and carried him to to their dorm room as gently as possible, grinning at his friend and shaking his head. He put him in his bed and turned off the light, heading outside, now late for the Quidditch practice he was supposed to be coaching.