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"Stu and Billy fall on love and adopt many stray dogs from Costa Rica."
I love these two so damn much.
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Sirius called Walburga many things, not in a way that anyone would notice, but there are differences.
Everyone knew that’s Sirius’ mother. “My mother…” he would say.
The Marauders (and close friends) knew her as his mum. “Mum says…” he would say.
But Regulus heard him call her something different. Lying on the cold floor below his mother, her wand pointed at him, Sirius called out something else. As Walburga shouted Crucio, Sirius let out a pained mama. “Mama please…” he would say.
And Regulus just stood there, hearing his big brother scream, knowing he couldn’t do a thing to stop it.
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YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???
LOOK!!
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Felix is so bad at flirting he’d pull that ‘let’s compare our hands oh my god your hand is so small!!’ shit on Oliver
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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a little camdiv art based off my own fic thats crazzzyy…. go read it though
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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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💫Lovely🌟
Remember when Aziraphale looked at the nebula and said "It's very pretty! And I think you've done an excellent job!" and Crowley just huffed "Oh thank you!"?
What if Aziraphale took all his courage and tried one more time...
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they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.
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Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
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the facebook rpf movie reclist
this has been sitting in my drafts for 9 years, i’m posting it, leave me alone
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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
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