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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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More of my ideal X-Men film adaptation stuff based off this post

-obviously I’d make a lot of the female characters outfits less sexualized and make my own designs for them, I think other than that I’d just want to tweak and add a few things and then otherwise keep the costumes more or less the same

-Wolverines sexy shots and glorious oiled up tits and ass exist because he bore the brunt of all the sexualization of the women characters like Jesus with our sins

-I want to tackle Jean grey so much differently bc I didn’t like her in ‘97 or in the 90s cartoon, but after reading her actual wiki lore she’s SO interesting like she is don’t so dirty in a lot of stuff I wanna take a crack at writing her differently

-magneto and professor x’s personal drama dosent show up until much later other than in a couple flashbacks that serve as foreshadowing but about halfway through we learn about his backstory with Erik (think the way grunkle stan and ford were handled except instead of brothers it’s doomed Yaoi and they hate each other so much more )

-nearly nobody has a perfect cookie cutter relationship, these bitches are MESSY

-Gambit and Rouge both do weird southern shit because funny and also i wanna get it accurate

-Kurt gets more catholic guilt explored over being religious but still feeling demonic due to being a mutant. Also feeling isolated even among the mutants the way a lot of religious queers sometimes will, and we can have an arc where he struggles with his faith as not a lot of mutants are religious and in the end decides to remain catholic and stuff about the religion/queer intersect

-there’s a bit before morphs backstory is revealed where nobody knows what he looks like except him for the bit

-more feral Wolverine

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op, i need to apologize for the comment I wrote. You're absolutely right, that was a horrible and nasty thing to say. and I really, really regret it. I didn't mean for it to be anything more than a joke, but looking back at what I said I realize I should never have said it at all. i know that saying all of this doesn't change anything, but i'll never comment or write something like that again.

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incorrect they are Goons. you can tell by their Goonish shape that they are Goons for the girlboss Secretary Bird

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Your friend, a shapeshifter (a secret you've kept since childhood) hasn't answered your texts in days, so you head to their home. Upon arriving, you find that they're in the middle of an existential crisis; they can't remember how to turn back into their original, human form.

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Are you happy making up facts or did you ever have dreams?

I used to have dreams, as recently as last night. But since this morning, I have no dreams. Because of woke.

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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this

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Based on that one Calvin and Hobbes comic.

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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Men’s 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

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go on, take that t shot

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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

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there will be no context given

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

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goncharov

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional