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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle
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What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?
Fuck with me you wish you had my cups
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Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots
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just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!
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you will live to see useless dogshit beyond your imagination
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Forget what characters you’re obsessed with, what characters are your PARENTS obsessed with (if they have any)
#Mom loves star wars. i like to get get princess leia stuff#my dad is a different case... i dunno his favorite characters#but he likes marvel and he loves Minecraft#the struggle is finding him Minecraft stuff that is meant for a 56 year old man and not a 10 year old
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