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I Loved Your Hair
by sixpenceee user moonquakes
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Dear Nathan, I want to take the time to write you this letter because I feel that you deserve an explanation. I don’t want you to come see me, which is part of the reason for me writing this. I feel bad for just leaving without giving you any reason for my behavior. So, here I go.
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kinky things to say during sexual intercourse
Congratulations! You are today’s 999,999th visitor!
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swords just… aren’t naturally “wooshy” enough for me when you swing them. that’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the noise, Susan. That’s why I add the noise. Susan
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I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.
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friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress
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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).
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Stop checking on people that aren’t checking on you
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Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.
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I needed somebody who would make me feel valuable and priceless but instead I fell for somebody who made me apologise for who I am.
voicelessconfessions (via wnq-writers)
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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
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i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call
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Tweets by a father of four via [XplodingUnicorn]
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