hiyyihsun

[hiyyihsun]

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

[hiyyihsun]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

[hiyyihsun]

people are like “awww I can’t get pregnant so you shouldn’t get an abortion” and “awww my whole family is dead so you shouldn’t be no contact with your evil toxic family” get a grip. get several grips. pull yourself together.

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[image description: multiple types of carbonated beverages and the inexplicable presence of iced tea /end ID]

ok since this is getting a bit of attention obligatory buy me a ko-fi juice to help me exit homelessness.

[hiyyihsun]

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

[hiyyihsun]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[hiyyihsun]

tumblr post about orcs: our big green friends are as strong as they are kind ^_^

tumblr post about dwarves: can you even IMAGINE how good they would be at weaving on a loom??

tumblr post about elves: looked under a rotten stump and found this long eared freak + i'm gonna fuck it to pieces

[hiyyihsun]

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

[hiyyihsun]

The whole "boy cat" thing is so annoyingggggg your cats gender has nothing to do with how they feel about you i literally cannot imagine being so brain rotted by patriarchy that you somehow think your neutered male cat has special male love for you that female cats don't have the capacity for. Is there something wrong with you

[hiyyihsun]

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

[hiyyihsun]

nick do u have heterophobia (heterochromia)

heteros gimme the heebie jeebies

[hiyyihsun]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[hiyyihsun]

If you’re queer was the first label you identified with the one you’re currently identifying as?

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[hiyyihsun]

no more “everything is about love” posts. we all need to start posting like cheesy jrpg villains. this world is full of darkness without end….

[hiyyihsun]

A Shop for Killers | Episode 07: Trap

[hiyyihsun]

the m*a*s*h fandom must be the most toxic one out there, I never see people type out the full name of the show without censoring it to avoid drama from people searching for it.