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MOVING
finally moving / remaking this blog! will still be a sideblog to my rp blog and will be under the same url of @hivememes !
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fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
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color-coded starter call!
want me to write you up a starter? inbox me a color for a specific theme/mood!
red for a violent starter orange for an urgent starter yellow for a scary starter green for a friendly starter blue for an angsty starter purple for a silly starter pink for a romantic starter
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QUICK NIGHT THEMED SYMBOL STARTERS
[ ] for your muse to stargaze with mine
[ ] for your muse confessing love to mine under the full moon
[ ] for your muse to watch the eclipse with mine
[ ] for our muses to kiss under the moonlight
[ ] for your muse to tuck mine to bed
[ ] for our muses to be lost at night in the forest
[ ] for our muses to watch the sunrise together
[ ] for our muses wishing upon a star
[ ] for our muses going to a lights festival
[ ] for our muses walking home together at night
[ ] for our muses hunting at night
[ ] for our muses going ghost hunting in the middle of the night
[ ] for your muse inviting mine over for a sleepover
[ ] for our muses to go camping
[ ] for your muse to tell a scary story to mine
[ ] for our muses to have a movie night
[ ] for your muse falling asleep beside mine
[ ] for our muses to sit by the moonlit lake
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❥ 𝐋𝐈𝐋 𝐍𝐀𝐒 𝐗 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
various sentence starters adapted from lyrics of songs by lil nas x . some lines altered to be more usable . change any gendered language & add context to your needs . content warning for mentions of drugs , suicide , internalized homophobia , & sexual situations . happy roleplaying !! ♡
“ you can’t tell me nothin’ . ” “ my life is a movie . ” “ i’ve got fans , finally . ” “ you said you wanted to see me thrive . ” “ you lied . ” “ just say what you want from me . ” “ you used to love me . ” “ when it’s all done , i’ll get the upper hand . ” “ i still want you as a fan . ” “ i don’t mean to make demands . ” “ we’ve got to fix this family . ” “ i know it’s hard , but we at least have to start . ” “ we’re gonna leave here happily . ” “ run to me . ” “ if you need weed , get it from me . ” “ you don’t have any talent . i’ve got more in my pinky toe . ” “ i just thought that we could kick it . ” “ oh , here we go . ” “ off we go !! ” “ don’t leave me in the cold . ” “ if i took you everywhere , you wouldn’t know how to walk . ” “ if i spoke on your behalf , you wouldn’t know how to talk . ” “ i never cared about what you thought . ” “ i didn’t mean to make you mad . ” “ i don’t like when you’re upset . ” “ i’ll call you later on . ” “ don’t you forget . ” “ i thought you would stay with me . ” “ i’m yours & you’re mine . ” “ what am i gonna do ?? ” “ there’s no me without you . ” “ i’m in new days with my old ways . ” “ i don’t know what’s gonna bring you down . ” “ i’ve got a trick up my sleeve . ” “ i’m wondering about you because i’ve got nothing to do . ” “ i want & i need to let go . ” “ why is it always what you like ?? ” “ this is what i have to do , i can’t have regrets when i’m old . ” “ i know it doesn’t feel like it’s time . ” “ i set boundaries for myself & it’s time to cross the line . ” “ i caught it bad yesterday . ” “ i haven’t been out in a while , anyway . ” “ i was hoping i could catch you throwing smiles in my face . ” “ you don’t even have to try . ” “ you’re cute enough to fuck with me tonight . ” “ you’re living the life , but you’re not living right . ” “ you live in the dark , boy , i cannot pretend . ” “ i’m not fazed , only here to sin . ” “ call me when you want . ” “ call me when you need . ” “ call me in the morning . ” “ call me by your name . ” “ i wanna sell what you’re buying . ” “ i wanna feel on your ass in hawaii . ” “ i want that jet lag from fucking & flying . ” “ i’ll shoot a child in your mouth while i’m riding . ” “ why me ?? ” “ god was shining on me . ” “ now , i can’t leave . ” “ i never want the guys that are in my league , i wanna fuck the ones i envy . ” “ tell me you love me in private . ” “ i do not care if you’re lying . ” “ when you want me , call me , i’ll drop everything . ” “ don’t need your name . ” “ fuck it , let’s ride . ” “ just call me when you need me . ” “ i wanna run away . ” “ i don’t want a life . ” “ send me a gun , & i’ll see the sun . ” “ you need an instant ease . ” “ you just take it all to the face . ” “ i know that you want to cry . ” “ there’s much more to life than dying over your past mistakes & people who threw dirt on your name . ” “ since ten , i’ve been feeling lonely . ” “ i had friends , but they picked on me . ” “ these gay thoughts would always haunt me , & i prayed god would take them from me . ” “ i’m happy , by the way . ” “ i’m happy that it all worked out for me . ” “ i’m gonna make everyone so proud of me . ” “ i haven’t lost since i began . ” “ i don’t run from nothing . ” “ get your soldiers , tell ’em i’m not laying low . ” “ you were never really rooting for me , anyway . ” “ i need to get this album done . ” “ i don’t fuck bitches , i’m queer . ” “ everybody’s trying to sue me . ” “ i am the industry . ”
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♡ TWITTER FINDS - VOL. 5
adult themes / language tw. customize as you need / wish !
I watched a large ant and a small ant fight over a piece of poison bait today. Truly no winners there.
You ever finish your day and realize your shirts been backward the whole time…? Yeah. Me too.
So, lemme get this straight, there are people for whom regular social interaction is… easy?
Ex’s be like, “I’m over you,” then go date a knock off version of you.
How old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best?
I forgive myself for the way I let people treat me when i didn’t know any better.
There’s always gonna be someone that doesn’t like you, don’t let It bother you.
What is procrastination, if not relaxation persevering?
Sorry I didn’t text you back, I wasn’t in the mood to exist.
Just saw a raccoon pop its head out of a storm drain like Pennywise and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
That awkward moment when someone calls you sweetie.
Dreams do come true if you believe, but you have to make your move.
Sometimes waiting for the weekend is better than the weekend itself.
A sign you are a grown up is when you realize, school is actually more fun than work.
Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.
3 words 8 letters, “I got food.”
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone, slam the door, then you realize you forgot something, so you have to go back.
Admit it. You love the songs that describe exactly what you are feeling.
I really don’t care about the party. I only came for free food.
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
Never apologize for saying what you feel. That’s like saying sorry for being real.
Is it possible to party alone?
Imagine if it was possible to find out everyone who secretly had a crush on you.
Beauty gets the attention but personality gets the heart.
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♡ TWITTER FINDS - VOL. 3
adult themes / language tw. customize as you need / wish!
Why is front yard two words but backyard is just one word ?
There’s no problem we can’t create.
Lego instructions are comics.
I love going to my email to be like, ‘ what’s the hold up on this ? ’ just to realize I’m the hold up on this.
There are not enough characters or emojis to express how much I truly adore you.
Boy and howdy are we in a lot of trouble.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You do realize that the sun doesn’t shine on like your armpit or the bottom of your feet, right ?
I am at the age where loud noises make me mad, like calm all that shit down.
Pizza is no place for hot fruit.
I still haven’t listened to the last Gaga album, but my downstairs neighbors have really been trying to fix that all during winter.
I have to work out now. Wheel of Fortune starts in an hour and a half.
Bring back movies like Forgetting Sarah Marshall !
Is jam an acquired taste ?
The pie has a sugar cookie crust… Wow !
My [ insert pet type (cat, dog, etc.) ] chewed through the wire for my home security system. At least, now when I get robbed I’ll know it was an inside job.
I am just not cool enough. I came on too strong !
The worst thing about emails is that you answer them. Then, the person replies and you’re right back where you started.
I don’t have the time to pretend you’re funny.
I simply cannot be interrupted any more this evening !
Birds dig me.
My car alarm would randomly go off as I was driving. People mistook me for an undercover cop and would pull off to the side of the rode to let me pass.
A piñata but inside is gravy.
No one has seen ‘ Sex and the City ’ less than me.
I miss the 90s.
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PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
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send in " you're an idiot. " for your muse to tend to my muse's wounds after a fight/battle, because this trope is too good okay it deserves a MEME!
send in " at least i've got you here to take care of me, right? " for my muse to tend to your muse's wounds after a fight/battle.
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20 QUESTIONS FOR MULTI-MUSE BLOGS! send me a number and I’ll answer:
which muse is the easiest to write?
which muse is most likely to go to jail?
which muse would be the best parent?
which muse is, physically, the strongest?
what would your muses be the deities of?
what are your favorite icons for each muse?
which muse would you most like to meet irl?
which muse would try to befriend the others?
what song do you associate with each muse?
which muse would be the MOM friend? DAD friend?
which muses are cat people? which are dog people?
which muse would you want to have a sleepover with?
which two muses would get along the best if they met?
what sort of youtube channel would your muses have?
which muse would win in a fist fight against the others?
what is a plot you’ve been wanting to do for [muse name]?
which muse would spend a night in a haunted place for $20?
which two muses would immediately fight each other if they met?
which muse would you not let into your house, under any circumstance?
which muse would investigate the scary noises? which one would hide?
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Munday Meme Part 1 Send a Symbol
😀 ; Do you enjoy your interactions and rp community?
😁 ; Have you made any friends since creating your blog?
😅 ; Have you ever done something embarrassing or made any mistakes that you can’t forget about?
😉 ; Are there any ships for your muse that you enjoy, or ships that you would like to see happen?
😳 ; What is something or someone you have always wanted to write with? i.e. a particular plot, a character, etc.
🙄 ; What are your biggest pet peeves when it comes to tumblr?
😠 ; Is there anything you dislike about your muse?
☹️ ; Do you have any insecurities about writing and/or interacting with other people?
😮 ; What is your favourite thing about your muse?
😍 ; Is there anyone who inspires you or that you look up to?
😴 ; What time of day are you more inclined to write?
😂 ; What are some similarities between you and your muse?
🤔 ; What are some differences between you and your muse?
🐶 ; Do you have any pets?
🐱 ; Are there any pets you wish you could have?
🐼 ; What are some of your favourite hobbies?
🦁 ; What is your current big obsession?
🌸 ; Have you ever met an rp partner in real life? Would you like to?
📱 ; Are you open for sharing social media with your rp partners? i.e. Skype, Discord, Messenger, etc?
❤️ ; Are you currently single or in a relationship?
👀 ; Askers Choice.
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here it is, the 3rd installment of my art outfit memes as promised :D!!! as always, if you do this feel free to edit any details you’d like or change the color palette entirely! please dont repost this to any other sites without asking me first, and dont use if youre a t-erf, trans/med, pro-shipper/anti-anti, or use it for any gross series or characters
[1st installment] [2nd installment]
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Send me ✒️ and I’ll write your URL in my handwriting along with a little note about what I think of you!
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Muse speaks about the Mun
Send a number for the muse(s) to talk about their mun
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What’s the strangest/weirdest thing the Mun has watched on youtube?
What’s the strangest/weirdest movie the mun has watched?
What’s does your mun do when they become sad? Do they hide it or talk about it?
How long does the mun stay upset for?
What’s your opinion of the mun’s fashion sense? (the clothes they like to wear)
Is the mun prone to mood swings?
What was the strangest thing the mun has done that make the muse confused?
Does the mun like to shitpost/make funny posts a lot?
Has the mun ever scared the muse?
What about the mun does the muse find annoying or bothersome?
Do you like the backstory your mun gave you?
Is mun a social butterfly or a loner?
Did you once not like your mun? If so, why?
Do you wish your mun was more open to those around them? In real life and on Tumblr?
Does your mun draw or write? If so, what work are they most proud of?
How long does it take your mun to draw/write a piece of work?
What other social websites does your mun use?
Who are the first 3 people the mun thinks about when asked for blog recommendations?
How many people are in your mun’s close-knit circle?
How does the mun feel about their blog/blogs?
What ask meme does the mun like the most? (Sentence starter, Symbol, Headcanon, Etc.)
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Made these for fun, feel free to use them separately or not!!
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon STARTERS
"I don't care about your exotic milk. I care about respect."
"This is exceedingly Japanese."
"Do you love this girl?"
"Give me something tough."
"What is this, like a date?"
"The disrespect on this rock is criminal."
"Don't call me ma'am, I'm not a ma'am."
"You have 23 seconds to leave the property. I have called the police."
"We had a fight, and.... We might have broken up, or be on a break. I don't really know."
"They promised I'm safe. They said I'm safe."
"You're lucky I didn't kill you."
"Do not tempt my addiction."
"Happy wife, happy life."
"You know the aliens."
"It's a collectors' item, I got it for a steal."
"I'm talking code to you!"
"They want us blind."
"There's no way you're going to be able to even reach her."
"I'm gonna hit you."
"It would really mean a lot to me, okay."
"Stare down, you and me."
"There will be days when we loose faith."
"I love this car."
"Oh my God, we're helpless."
"We ain't going no where."
"You're not going alone."
"You are my friend, [...]. You always will be."
"Come back when you learn some manners!"
"I'll find my own ride home, sir."
"Wait, they're great inventions for kicking ass."
"I've had my eye on you for years, [...]."
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Send me a number 1-500 and my muse will anonymously talk about yours
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