hittingonyourmother

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I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background. 

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The Devil on your shoulder stammers as the Angel loads their shotgun.

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No need to get up, just do 50 crunches in bed real quick!

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Hey everyone who follows me, I am creating a new blog, I am in recovery for my eating disorder and deactivating my blog is the next step I'll reblog with my new accounts name so anyone interested can go follow that <3

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I received feedback for the one I made recently and decided I'd remake it with better options!

Sorry if the options are still confusing but I can 100% help explain them if anyone needs help

I cant edit the old poll, not even to end it early or anything, so it'll still be up, but still wanted to make an updated version

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"Not everything is a poem it needs intent" yeah shut up you bitch.

Maybe accidents are beautiful. Ever think about that, dumbass?

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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

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im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

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I got cancelled for forgetting to tag #socks on a post.

That's it, that's the dream I (admin of dream blog) once had.

I woke up in the dream to thousands of messages of pure hatred for me, I was called the worst person to walk the Earth since Satan himself (idk?) and everyone unfollowed me and I had minus three followers after it all ended.

No one would tell me what I did though, and I just slowly watched as my blog disappeared, post by post, because Tumblr staff was deleting all of my content manually for being persona non grata on here.

I just remembered about it when talking about the crackdown on harmful bots on here.

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I updated the family tree for Watching and Dreaming.

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Hi. im just a kid that’s into history. I’m wondering if it’s ok to write a story where a teenage boy (cis/penis) is disposed of and tricked by a rival in a magic gender bender. I’m a kid so don’t yell at me. I just thought that if I were a cis boy that got hold of something that could turn a rival destined for Channel 23 instead into a Miss Bikini Lovely, I’d use it.

Hi, I'm not really the person to ask about this, I personally wouldn't write something like that because it could have negative connotations depending on how you write it, and I don't think it would be a good idea to, but I am also just a kid, so do what you want ig

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not a dream

a friend and I were talking about how far away we are from one another and he was like, it's not that far so I sent him this, because, yes, we're far away

and he replied with

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Tumblr ana community is like a family. Yeah we are toxic as fuck but we're in this shit together.

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My home is empty so pls reblog if you are an active blog in march/april 2023