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Warrior Penelope AU except Telemachus is born while on their way to Troy so he has to experience all the trauma along with his mom

So the epic cast is... IN ITHACA!? FOR THE ITHACA LIVE STREAM!?!? THEIR GONNA PLAY JACKBOX TMR???!?! AND THEY DIDNT BRING THE VA FOR PENELOPE & TELEMACHUS??? ODYS IN ITHACA BUT NOT HIS FAMILY??? why is that so funny, I need a fanfic with that premise right now! It'd be so fucking funny ngl

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...You manifested this /silly

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could, considering I'm human and you have the power to bend reality to your will or something like that.

Hi, so I heard that a kid wants us to fight for "oldest brother" status, and I'm not entirely sure what that means.

Oh yeah, younger me did say that! I’m not entirely sure either but I bet I could beat you

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a crossover of these two would be funny

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Oh! Well too bad! : D

How's the baby coming along?

i don't want to talk to you, fucker with STEVE in their profile picture

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I do! :3 Gonna cue this to reblog next December 10th and see if I still use it then

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Idk if I still use Tumblr, lmao

-history-stan on December 10th, 2023

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I BELIEVE IN TRANSMASC PAN BILL SUPREMACY‼️‼️‼️‼️

🐦‍⬛💊 for that one anon

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Relatable (although I think you're talking more literal while I'm talking more figurative)

...You good, dude?

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Yeah, I get it. It's like that sometimes, but I promise, it does help in the long run. Anyways, we did have a deal, so go ahead and dig some holes! I won't stop ya.

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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One grilled cheese and cup of tomato soup coming right up!

[JALIN opens his bag and pulls out one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP, one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, one (1) PAPER PLATE, and one (1) BUTTER KNIFE. As he's cutting the crust off the sandwich, he asks for clarification.]

Do you mean that as in "No, I don't feel any better," or "No, the hallucinations aren't as bad"?

[JALIN passes the soup and the crustless grilled cheese to NESTLET.]

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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You can, and don't worry, I'll get you another girlled cheese, but I meant... do you feel any better? Are the hallucinations as bad?

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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[JALIN chuckles.]

No problem! We're just wrapping up. Now, open your eyes and tell me how you feel.

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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Alright, now, still keeping your breathing steady, what's one thing you can taste?

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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Now, still keeping your breathing steady, name two things you can smell.

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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Alright, now, close your eyes and tell me three things you can feel—not emotions wise, but touch-wise. Remember, keep your breathing steady.

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*

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Alright!

Now, since we've got the breathing down, I'll ask you to keep breathing that way and tell me five—no , actually, four things in your environment that you can see.

Hey, I... I'm sorry about what happened, okay? Here, take this, it always helps me feel better—although, I guess this much worse than just feeling sad...

[NESTLET has obtained one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!]

I hope this helps, even if a little.

*Nestlet immediately eats both of them by tossing them into his eye mouth and doesn’t even pause to chew the sandwich*