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Yeah, I get it, and I'm sorry. Could you please give these to him when he wakes up, though? As an apology?

[HISTORY-STAN hands FORD one (1) CUP OF HOMEMADE TOMATO SOUP and one (1) GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.]

I totally understand if you don't trust it, but I promise, this food is totally normal. If you want to run tests on it just to make sure, then I totally understand. I just wanted to give him these as an apology.

[HISTORY-STAN appears out of nowhere, carrying an unconscious NESTER (@theburningeyeofdawn). HISTORY-STAN has a nervous and slightly apologetic look on his face.]

Uh, hey, you're... Close with this Bill, right? I might've done something... drastic? I mean, I was trying to defend someone, but I still feel kind of bad.

Yes of course I will- what did you do to him!? What could he have done that would possibly make you think this was an appropriate action to take!?

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Well, he was kind of threatening to hurt a three-year-old version of him, and at first I was just swatting him with fly swatters, but he kept eating the fly swatters, so I kind of... hit him on top of the head with a frying pan— but that's all I did! I have no idea where this burnt hole in his chest or this stab wound came from. I feel really bad for knocking him out, I swear! It's just... I was kind of scared for the kid, and I didn't want the little guy to get hurt, so I just did the first thing that came to mind. I'm really sorry. I really hope he'll be alright.

[HISTORY-STAN carefully holds NESTER out to FORD, looking increaingly nervous.]

[HISTORY-STAN appears out of nowhere, carrying an unconscious NESTER (@theburningeyeofdawn). HISTORY-STAN has a nervous and slightly apologetic look on his face.]

Uh, hey, you're... Close with this Bill, right? I might've done something... drastic? I mean, I was trying to defend someone, but I still feel kind of bad.

Yes of course I will- what did you do to him!? What could he have done that would possibly make you think this was an appropriate action to take!?

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Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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[HISTORY-STAN gently places NESTER on a nearby couch.]

Alright, I'll make sure to find someone to help with this—in the meantime, this should work... probably...

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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Cipher

You’re face is my face

Look at are broken face 

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Oh god oh god oh god—

[HISTORY-STAN lightly sets NESTER down befor retrieving some GAUZE and GAUZE PADS. He gently yet firmly presses the GAUZE PADS onto the open stab wound before wrapping the GAUZE around it, tying it in place. He then does the same with the head wound. HISTORY-STAN picks NESTER back up, making sure to be more careful with his movements this time.]

Yeah, I probably went a little overboard with that frying pan— I'm so sorry—

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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Please save us Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III

where was he when we needed him most.....

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See you soon, I hope.

[HISTORY-STAN hoists NESTER up and carries him off.]

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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I'll take him to a Ford, you stay here with the kid, okay?

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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@ivxliwh, should, uh... Should we do something about him?

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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Yeah, I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you were threatening violence against a toddler.

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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Hey, that's a good idea! Thank you!

[HISTORY-STAN hits NESTER with a FRYING PAN!]

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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BILL CIPHER PLEASE SAVE US

weirdmageddon looking real nice right now

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I'm going to stop, but ONLY because it upsets Billy. And yes, I can keep pulling out fly swatters.

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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Okay, sorry, Billy.

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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My name is Jalin—

[HISTORY-STAN pulls out another FLYSWATTER and hits NESTER with it!]

Hi Billy!!!! How are you today??

@ivxliwh

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Aw man : (

Hey just a quick question how donI build a portal so that you can come start Weirdmageddon in my reality

HM. MAYBE I COULD, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I LEFT THIS DIMENSION FOR A PROLONGED AMOUNT OF TIME. I'M NORMALLY ONLY OUT FOR A DAY AT MOST. WEIRDMAGEDDON TAKES TIME! AND THERE'D ALSO BE THE HASSLE OF FINDING NEW HENCHMANIACS.