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HIS HAIRY CHEST WITH SUN-KISSED TAN LOOKS SO GOOD THAT IT NEEDS TO BE KISSED (by me)!!!!!!!!!!!

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INDIANA JONES ON A NON-BINARY FLAG IS MY PFP FOVEVER FROM NOW ON.

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yes, indy says it's big but he takes it. ride cowgirl. 😏

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I’m so happy there’s another person in the world who agrees with me that Indiana Jones is a raging bisexual with a male lean.

It brings a tear to my eye lol

If concept of indy being a bisexual with male lean has million fans, I'm one of them. If the mentioned concept has zero fans then I'm dead.

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guys i seriously hate you all... can't believe the crackship between two repressed gay n*zi dudes is so intresting to you in the great circle 💔💔💔 chaotic good bisexuals (aka indy and gina) ended them plssssss. indy will never get a proper appreciation ig (and idc if you are like "then don't look at that ship" because it's almost impossible, it's all over the great circle tag.) my honest reaction is indy in this picture bellow..

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guys please think indy's bi 💔💔💔 make more queer art of this man i am begging you because he is so bisexual coded.

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bro... do you all just look at indy and be like “i want to worship him” or that's just me being little insane?

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One of the best shots in Temple of Doom is when you see Indy rocking someones shit in the foreground and Shorty kicking ass in the back.

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i want you all to look at MY man. ❤️

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CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW THE GREAT CIRCLE GAME MADE INDY HIS OWN CHARACTER??? LIKE YEAH, HARRISON FORD PLAYED HIM BUT HE BECAME HIS OWN MAN, FACE AND CHARACTER IN THE GAME??? LIKE YEAH THAT'S MY HUSBAND AND LOML!!!!

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YES, DADDY. I AM WATCHING YOU OKAAAY

INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE (2024) dev. MachineGames

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MY LGBTQ HEADCANONS FOR INDIANA JONES.

BISEXUAL ; Okay, so Indy might not openly be bisexual because his stories took place in first half of 20th century. His bisexual awakening was René Belloq. He flinged (in a secret, of course) with other men on his adventures. In The Temple Of Doom, he gets flushed when Chatter Lal gets too curious about... his misunderstanding (innuendo for his member) in dinner scene at Crystal Palace. Like that's peak bisexual energy. Half of villains in Indiana Jones franchise look like Indy's ex-boyfriends ( examples : René Belloq or Chattar Lal, maybe Donovan as his sugar daddy in past).

SAPIOSEXUAL ; I don't know if this is exactly LGBTQ but brains play a key role in Indy's attractions in my humble opinion. If you can decipher ancient texts, nerd out and talk about some facts.. use knowledge for different things.. he is hooked and turned on.

GREYROMANTIC ; Yes, he is definitely part of the aromantic spectrum and enjoys passionate coupling A LOT. His romantic feelings are very RARE. Please respect it! Indy might be sexually attracted or platonically but romance? NUH AH!

POLYAMOROUS ; He is definitely not ready to commit to one person BUT his solution is that fact he can be polyamorous. Yes, he is a risk taker and an adventure junkie - so please don't expect monogamous shit with this man.

MALE LEAN : This might stir up a pot but he looks like a person due to time period and religious trauma to repress his preference for men. Gender doesn't play key roles in his attractions but his relationships with women are always strained and he has hard time to maintain them. YET he is still bisexual. Stfu.

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the greatest bisexuals. ( PUN INTENDED )

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WILLIE SCOTT SLANDER / HATE ISN'T ALLOWED HERE!! I LOVE THAT WOMAN AND I DON'T CARE IF SHE DOESN'T FIT YOUR FIGHTER TYPE. SHE IS TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL!!!

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what if say he can still get it? <3

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And here is another version but with rené belloq. I love to gaslight myself he wanted Indy's cookie so bad whole movie but that's just me.