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I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

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video game: CAPITALISM BAD. FASCISM BAD. KILL NAZIS.

gamers: this is what video games should be; apolitical fun.

video game: here’s a black character

gamers: the bastards… they finally did it… politics finally killed video games.

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being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

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so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

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If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

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If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you

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y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it