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@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

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i cant be the only one here who finds drawing people over shitposts incredibly entertaining. check the reblogs for the original pics

(reblogs really help me spread my art!!)

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Tommy is interested in becoming king, huh?

Blue sonder au by @/chewwypepsicola on twt

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Do you guys remember that one stream where Techno Wilbur Tommy and Tubbo all just joined Phil’s stream and were talking about nonsense? It’s the one where tubbo talks about how red stone is like binary and how amazing it it. Please can someone link it I’ve been searching for so long and my ass cheeks are going numb from sitting in my fucking chair help-

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Ten stupid conversations from the Dream SMP gang

Tubbo: Where is Phil?

Tommy: Probably getting married again

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Tommy: Fundy, what are your thoughts on gang violence?

Fundy: I support it.

Eret: WHAT

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Wilbur: Oh, Tubbo, you know a lot about the going ons of Manburg. Tell me, what’s happening?

Tubbo: Well, I think Quackity might be getting sick of having a fat ass, I’ll be honest

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Eret: Wait, females exist??

Niki: No, they don’t

Eret: Oh okay. Sorry, I got scared for a bit

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Dream: Hey! You took both arrows!

Techno: Sharing is caring, man. And let me tell you...

Techno: I don’t care at all

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Tommy: Do you really think we wanna take Tubbo as a hostage? He’s smart, you know.

Techno:

Tommy:

Techno: *laughs*

Tommy: Ok, yeah, I take that back

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Schlatt: Fundy, you’re trending on Twitter, dude

Fundy: I’m not trending on Twitter

Schlatt: Yeah you are. #FursuitFriday

Fundy: Oh fuck off

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Wilbur: Toby, is your real name Tobias?

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Shut up.

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Tommy: Techno, what’s your opinion on forest fires?

Techno: I think that forests should be saved for gender reveal parties

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Tommy: How come whenever I swear you go ‘language’, but when Phil swears you’re all-

Bad: Phil hasn’t sworn in this conversation at all!

Tommy: Phil?

Phil: Fuck :)

Tommy: :)

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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

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wilbur gets banned for not singing w/ the bois

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Techno bullying Tommy: A Compilation

Tommy: What’s eight plus six?

Techno: You...you need someone else to add eight plus six for you?

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Tommy: You’re focussing on all the bad things here- look, please just ally me

Techno: I think it’s important to focus on the bad things in life, cause if you miss a pretty flower it doesn’t really matter, but if you miss one bear? You’re dead

Tommy: Are you trying to compare me to a bear, Technoblade?

Techno: No I think bears would make a much more useful ally

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Tommy: Techno, why won’t you build with me? :(

Techno: Because I’m bored

Tommy: It might end your boredom

Techno: No, I think it would enhance my boredom

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Tommy: Where am I going wrong, here? Tell me what went wrong?

Techno: I think it started from birth, honestly

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Tommy: Look, just...please tell me I’m a good person

Techno: Did you just come here for validation? Cause you’re not getting it

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Techno: This tournament has been more disappointing than my son

Tommy: *joins vc* Hey guys!

Techno: And Tommy joins on cue

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Tommy: We’re not very good small talkers, you and I

Techno: I think that’s entirely your fault, as I am a flawless individual

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Tommy: I’m not like the other guys

Techno: You’re worse.

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Techno: Once again I strongly regret talking to TommyInnit

Pokimane: Relatable

Tommy: wHAT THE F-

Tommy:

Tommy: This is the worst day of my life

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Bonus: Stockholm Syndrome

Techno: Tommy, mod me on your stream you casual

Tommy: Okay.

Tommy:

Tommy: Look at us bonding :)

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help girl, ive become corrupted

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PUT HER WITH KAITLIN BENNET ASHSHDJDHFKFLGG

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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

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