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Who is E?

This is a mini theory on something like in thinking about recently

In Lemony Snicket’s THE UNOFFICIAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY bateen pages 33-47 and in Ivan Lacromose : Lake Explorer between pages 303-302 (also in the UOAB page 162) we get and insight into a VFD meeting that includes J L M R R M L K D S and J. In the middle of the meeting O and E show up. I was reading and thought that O and E sounded a lot like another duo in the Series Of Unfortunate Event books. Count Olaf and Esme Squaler

The reason I believe E might be Esme is because of page 162. It is very thoroughly describing a person, trying to find something too eat and (this probably is a stretch) but I believe that it is an encoded message for the whereabouts of the Sugar bowl (of course I think it is before they “dated” in the SOUE series) it is known that the count and Esme were in the VFD before becoming villains so I think this is close to when they first turned.

Now after having that realization I took to all of the meetings minutes and that is where my problem began. The second half of the meetings. Now we know that they are encoded in page 162 in the exert from Lake explore, the problem came into play when I realized that it was encoded and I had no idea what the code was. So naturally I looked up (pls don’t send hate I was desperate 😂) ALL of the know codes in LSs books. Guess what I found… Absolutely nothing (note: I did find that Ivan was on LSs list of Count Olafs associates but I have no idea and could not find where that’s from so if you know please tell me 😂) But that was it. A dead trail once again per the usual of creating theories

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This all also could have been for nothing considering on page 46 it is stated “L: Egad !” I just thought it was interesting :)

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Dairy or Diary?

Hey this is my first post so please tell me if there is anything you would like to know :)

Anyway I found myself reading (per usual) Lemony Snicket’s THE UNAUTHORIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHY and noticed something odd. Now before everyone comes at me about how bad it is just give me a chance to explain

On page xi we learn “Dear Dairy the diary began” now at first glance that seem like a normal way to start a diary entry but then I read to page 11 “I often have to deliver secret information which I sometimes hide in the letter, beginning ‘Dear Dairy’ if the letters intercepted it will be dismissed as a cheese makers, correspondence, or mistaken, for a fragment of ‘Diary’ spelled incorrectly”. Did you notice it? In the beginning it is spelled Dairy 🥛 not Diary 📔. That was just the beginning

Odd right now this part might be a stretch but I think the person who wrote this diary entry or better know as the imposing doorman is Lemnoy Snicket himself. Now what could have possibly drawn me to this conclusion? Well in the beginning of the book we learn all about this doorman and “how he came to possess” this book. A very interesting thing he says is “ it is well known that one of the easiest ways to avoid intentions of one’s enemies is too, concoct a long false tale about how something was passed you by a mysterious stranger, or how you received a letter out of the blue or a message in a handshake.” Odd that is really similar to how he received the information in the first place

So knowing all of this information how dose it all fit together in? Well to be completely honest I don’t know. There is some code in the diary entry and I have no way of finding it on my own. I have searched and searched and found nothing all I could muster up is it was a bad book that didn’t answer anything about the Baudelaire cace, that’s why I need some help. I will post if I find anything of interest but for now this is all I can dig up