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Bi culture is swords. Even tiny letter opener swords. Even sword earrings. Just, swords

you can never have too many swords

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au where everyone lives to salute america’s ass ™

(please click for better quality i hate tumblr compression)

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does whatever a spider can!

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Photographed by Nikki Marie. Love On Tour: New York, Night 2. (4 October 2021) x/x/x/x

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milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

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Dumbledore: I need your help

Harry: Hang on I have to ask my parents

Dumbledore: wha-

Harry: *pulls out a Ouija board* Hey mom and dad, can I go with Dumbledore in a mission?

Lily and James from the afterline: A-B-S-O-L-Y-T-E-L-Y N-O-T

Harry: They said no :/

Dumbledore:

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one of the best things about fanfiction is that you can make the characters say fuck

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Sirius and Remus by Knock on Twitter (reposted with permission from the artist. Do not delete credit)

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"Fuck you, my child is fine!"

Your child reads reader insert fanfics to trick their brains into feeling loved.

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I. Feel. SEEEEEEEEEN.

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Seamus: What do you say when answering the phone?

Luna: Hello.

Ron: Who is this?

Hermione: Yes, this is she.

Draco: Fuck off.

Ginny: I don’t even pick up the phone.

Harry: No they're dead, this is their kid.

Everyone:

Ron: … Harry we talked about this.

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Lily: How does this shirt look on me?

Sirius: Fine but it would look better on James’ floor

James:

James: Sirius you don’t have to do that anymore, we’re married.

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Lily: I hate you Potter. Nothing you say or do will make me hate you any less. You are a horrible person and you hurt people and you think it’s funny, but it’a not. It’s rude and annoying and no one likes it.

Marlene: I like it-

Lily: Not to mention how mean you are to Severus who’s never done anything to you or your friends

Sirius: Actually he just hexed me like 10 minutes ago-

Lily: So yes Potter. I despise you.

James:

James *in his head*: Slow burn, enemies to lovers, lots of angst, 200K words.

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marauders fans really saw like eight dead people and decided to create an entire fandom based on them

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L♡VE ON TOUR | NEW YORK CITY I (3/10): Harry catching a pair of sunglasses during WMYB

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If you took a million guys named Miles and lined them up, they’d be a million Miles long.