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yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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a good huntin shrew will serve a man for 15-20 minutes

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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3pm is always either 10am or 7pm

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Was thinking about Nabriales & Igeyorhm & I had to make an image

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Fascinated by this phenomenon

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you can use the kawaii derelict house emoji, you can use the dvd normal emoji, all else banned

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people keep whispering "oathbreaker" at me when i walk past them

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Awww... You're mommy's good little Janissary, aren't you? You're going to get circumcised and learn to fire an arquebus. Then we're sending you to besiege Belgrade. Aw look, your moustache is already starting to curl into a handlebar. You want to serve the Sultan, don't you?

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imagine c3pos pussy cutting up your dick

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Oh

My God

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