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sweater

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

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Workout For Daily Life

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gonna be a good year of servin 💅

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i want to take you on a journey i just went on

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gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct

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seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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boop his nose while you're scrolling please!

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I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here