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Serious question how tf do I find out if I'm a lesbian or not BC I love love love love women and I rlly don't like most men besides my celeb crushes and fictional characters

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every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world no i will not be elaborating

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dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

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no but seriously,,, imagine it,,,,,,,

You're seeing elvis on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Elvis seems a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Elvis says. All of a sudden Frank Sinatra come out and start singing "fly me to the moon." When Frank gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing...

"I fell in to the burning ring of fire, I went down dowj down and the flames went higher."

Lights flash everywhere, and you see Elvis singing "fly me to the moon" along with Sinatra, while Johnny Cash is singing "Ring of fire". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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wakes up.

99+ notifs

okayyyyy thennnnn

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they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

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can you say "thank you very much"?

Athankyouverymuch, athankyouverymuch

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IS THAT THE INFAMOUS MOUSEBITES OF MEDICAL MALPRACTICE???!11?2//111??!!!!

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kind of crazy how ppl will like ............. make adjustments for u when ur friends. like ?? you care about me???? you dont mind when i cant talk because im too fatigued????????? you would WAIT????? you would talk at me and not expect me to respond on time?????????????????????????? i would kill myself for you

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i hate being the bigger person why cant i say why are you being mean to me and burst into tears dramatically

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me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

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So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

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Every time I jerk off I start to smell moldy chicken. Also I’ve been having diarrhea for 7 days.

Moldy chicken smell? Watery fecal matter? Sounds like a text book case of water poisoning! You've drank far to much water! Honestly, I don't know what you expected. Water is highly addictive - I suppose one of your 'friends' turned up to a party with a bottle of it and you just threw caution to the wind! I'd bet a waterhead like you couldn't even go a day without drinking something with water in it! Lucky for you, the cure is simple enough. All we have to do is lock you in this industrial dehydrator for 4 days. It will evaporate all the water out of your body, and you should be back to normal. Just try to stay off the bottle afterwards, OK?

Also you have lupus.

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sigh...whatever *swigns my awsuome giant sword around*

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I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

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stop talking to me I just woke up seven (7) hours ago