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Hiccup and Jack are making Chuck Norris jokes about each other, eventually breaking down and laughing.

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This thought came to me when I was on my way home. A Hijack Twilight AU, where Jack is a vampire, Toothless is a shape-shifter and Hiccup, is well. . .Hiccup >w

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mmmm since hiccup from viking era , jack from colonial times this is my idea i don't know how many people thought this but someone broke time now there's time portals. Jack sees this portal does not know if he should tell his family about it.

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Hiccup and Jack go to see Guardians of The Galaxy. They sass about 'SPACE' and maybe get crushes on everyone in the cast. Hiccup has to deal with Jack singing the Awesome Mix Vol. 1 every hour. My heart if they decide to cosplay.

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I have a mighty need for PNAU with Jack getting into a fight and ending up overwhelmed because he's too cocky, and the little nerd Hiccup, who Jack's been sort of angry, can't-believe-I-like-this-nerd crushing on, shows up and reveals a badass, outsmart the other guy type of fighting style no one knew he had and saves Jack, who just stares in awe and maybe kisses his savior afterwards.

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One of them thinks that they are a monster and the other has to talk him down. Hiccup's worried that he's more 'dragon' than human, that pressure's going to get to him, and Jack's worried that he's going to become isolated and bitter because of his powers. Could be a superpower AU or any AU, really.

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The morning after their first time...with bad breath and creaky joints and early morning shifts that they're late for, all topped off with aching hips/butts.

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I headcannon that Jack gives the best piggy back rides ever. Hiccup would always be trying to talk him into giving one. I just really wanna see Jack giving Hiccup a piggy back ride plz thank you. :)

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In which Hiccup is asexual, and freaks out about telling Jack about it until the last minute, and then Jack goes, 'oh thank god me too.' I HAVE A MIGHT NEED for Queerplatonic relationships right now.

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AU in which both Hiccup and Jack are shapeshifters, and Jack wonders why Hiccup doesn't shift to 'drop dead gorgeous' every time he goes out. Jack certainly does. "Well, that's the thing. Hate to break it to you, Jack, but you look TOO perfect. Untouchable, and for that, invisible, because why would a hot guy like you have problems? How could us 'normal folk' relate?" They talk and decide to give Jack's default form big ears. More friendshippy than romantic, please.

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Jack is someone who's heard rumors about Hiccup's sexual prowess, and deliberatly asks/gets in a relationship to see. They get to the bedroom, and then laugh, because Hiccup's penis is small. Hiccup grunts angrily and shows them EXACTLY what he can do to Jack. Bonus points for incoherency.

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Someone has a dragon fetish! You see, there's these things called 'cock sheaths' that a guy can put over his penis and it could be as outlandish as all get out. It could mimic a dragon peen, and therin lies the fetish. So it's up to the filler who wants to have that in them, and maybe throw in a little roleplay too? Maybe some Smaug like gloating or something?

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Jack is disgusted at the thought that dragons being killed, especially for sport. He was pretty relieved to see Berk change it's ways thanks to Hiccup.

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I'm all over the idea of North liking Hiccup and maybe kind of bonding over their ridiculous childlike joys in life and inventing stuff SO I really want North maybe kind of trying to matchmake Hiccup with Jack and talking about how Hiccup is a respectable young man and how much of an eligible guy who likes other guys he is. (Can be any AU but I would love it if Hiccup worked for Jack, maybe in a toy store or a mechanic or something along those lines OUO)

rainbowbarfeverywhere asked: wHOOPS SORRY I MEANT THAT IF HICCUP WORKED FOR NORTH. NOT JACK

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Hiccup works in a candy shop and due to certain managerial policies, all the employees have candy names and it changes everyday (although Astrid's personal favorite for him is Milk Duds--because of an incident). And, mostly because of habit, Hiccup slips and calls Jack 'Sugar Daddy' uwuwuwuwuwu i'm not sorry

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Alchemist/Necromancer AU in which Hiccup sacrifices his left leg to ressurect Jack, only Jack doesn't remember anything, and Hiccup was so fixated on saving 'his' Jack that there's angst and friction.

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Soulmate AU (where everyone can tell who their soulmate is, one way or another) where Hiccup and Jack are not soulmate and try to hide it, because they're happy together and don't want people trying to force them apart so they can find "the one".