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it鈥檚 crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don鈥檛 even have to go out and buy anything.
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i will keep you alive forever tumblr.com i promise
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five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon
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I have evidence that proves Stalin was secretly Qu茅b茅cois
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I think Taylor Swift should quit pop stardom to become a dog show handler specializing in Afghan Hounds
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being truly creative means doing absolutely nothing for long periods of time
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Now 60, handpoked by his girlfriend when he was 16
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Tramell Tillman in
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Job market so bad I started following my dreams
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statistically speaking, a living raccoon has probably, through accident or incident, put a lit cigarette in its mouth and inhaled at some point in raccoon history
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