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juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
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Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024 "because it feels relevant in social media today".
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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!
Actual archaeology:
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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
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I know (well, I know now) that my inability to date like a normal person is very likely down at least in part to the ADHD, and armed with that knowledge I am using my not inconsiderable intelligence (heretofore the reason the ADHD was not detected) to try and be a little less awkward in affairs of the heart. It's like job interviews, if I can get past the resume-reading system I can usually ace the interviews. I am clinically diagnosed as very charming! I do my best not to be a creep!
And I know that the person I'm chatting with in this dating app, having accepted the resume as it were, is making increasingly unsubtle sexual overtures. That's not even unwelcome in this case. Thank you for persevering in the face of my initial obliviousness. It's been a while and this is a nice ego boost.
But we started out talking about a date at an art museum and while I am in fact adept at sexting, I am much better at discussing Magritte's artistic influences and Chagall's use of light, and what they might like to see when we go to the museum. I want to know what they like! You know....in the Modern Wing.
None of which is getting either of us laid, but sex is better when you've recently seen Paris Street, Rainy Day by Gustave Caillebotte, it just is. You're so hot I want to see your face when I show you Brancusi's Two Penguins! You don't even have to buy me dinner first, you just have to put up with the worst wingman ever: Pablo Picasso.
Why am I like this.
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16:9 TV is homophobic.
Bring back 4:3 so the actors have to nearly kiss just to be in frame again
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