highfunctioning-clotpole
highfunctioning-clotpole
sir captain horny himbo boomer smut bitch
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~ saurus,29,uk,pansexual,enby ~~ i'm still figuring a lot of shit out ~~ multifandom but a heck of a lot of merlin, marvel, musical theatre, sherlock, disney ~~ i fuckn love dinosaurs ~~ im a multi-shipping disaster ~oh and i write some (semi) okay fics
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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Knights and silly sketches
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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Do they know it’s legal now?
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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"Thank you" has been their "I love you" since day one.
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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the way merlin and arthur speak with their eyes is so beautiful
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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[both panting]
FELLOW TRAVELERS 1.08 ‘Make It Easy’
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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ENDLESSLY funny to me that Arthur's first subconscious, drunken instinct when alone with Merlin is to strip
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Fellow Travelers 1.03 "Hit Me"
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 15 days ago
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Good luck kiss <3
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 18 days ago
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Now kiss~
I rewatched s2 and it reminded of how much I LOVE the potential dynamic between Tom and Thomas. They had some sexual tension going on in my book 🫶 I mean, Tom had to wait a long time for Sybil
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 18 days ago
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Downton Abbey (2010-2015) ­­— 1.01 “Episode One”
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 18 days ago
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JACOB FORTUNE-LLOYD & ED SPELEERS ↳ Midas Man (2024) dir. Joe Stephenson
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 19 days ago
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Thomas Barrow smoking ❤️‍🔥
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 19 days ago
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Merlin: C'mon, Gwaine! Nobody thinks Arthur and I are courting!
Gwaine, turning to the other knights: Put your hand up if you thought Merlin and Arthur were courting.
everyone puts their hand up
Merlin:
Merlin: Arthur why are you raising your hand?
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 19 days ago
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"childlike sense of wonder" this and that. Personally, I'm cultivating my elderly sense of wonder. Hence my excitement over a perfectly ordinary bird in my backyard or an above-average-sized vegetable.
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 19 days ago
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Love when Merlin goes scarfless. What do you have your neck out for, slut? In hopes that some man, perhaps a Prince, will kiss it? Whore.
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 19 days ago
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"there's no way he's a sorcerer"
the way that is said and how he looks at merlin really feels like arthur knows or at least suspects merlin being a sorcerer and is like "hey idiot shut the fuck up!"
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that look says "dumb ass dont tell my father that shit"
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highfunctioning-clotpole · 19 days ago
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Let 👏 the 👏 besties 👏 fuck 👏
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can I just get ONE where it's not just tension? 😭
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